I’d definitely fuck with another country. Good Britain. Or maybe Macedonia to fuck with Greece and North Macedonia. (Though bad Britain arguably has 3 countries.) Maybe The United State of America if it’s in the Americas.
Or maybe WaterParksylvania if I the water park budget is where I’d expect it to be.
Two friends and I had this discussion, and we went pretty far in depth about how we'd structure society and production in a way that allowed us to stay in power indefinitely. Long story short, it'd compartmentalize everything, resulting in society practically consisting of compartments of different shapes and sizes being arranged into a grid.
I like to imagine an alternate universe where the Kaliningrad Oblast didn't exist, and in its place was a 4th Baltic country, I call it Dooland (formal name: Republic of Dooland).
Their language, Doolish, is actually a Germanic language based on German, but simpler than even English, and doesn't have any conjugation tenses or case system, and phonetics similar to Italian (yes, a Germanic language where the R makes the trill sound).
The flag is a horizontal tricolor, purple on top (yes, purple), blue in the middle, and green on the bottom, representing grasslands late at dusk in a starry night sky, where it's usually pretty cold. Purple goes on the top because idk it looks better?
Cities include the capital, which I named Almara (don't ask why), where a sandwich shaped like an ice cream cone is sold (unfortunately I stole this idea from Disney), however it's not the biggest city, that title goes to Celestia (way nicer name), where the aurora borealis can be seen, usually next to a giant grass field which the flag is based on. It also houses a very popular music festival that doubles as its tourist attraction.
In terms of a national animal, I went with the koi fish. It has a very calm vibe if you ask me.
Something like Chlamydia Bubble Cum Fart
And each week I'll declare war to a new first world country, so the news would constantly have a title in first page like "Chlamidia Bubble Cum Fart is menacing Finland"
United Region States of Auber (or just Auber for short)
Named after a region for a pokemon fan game I wanna work on once I learn how to do what I want. The region in that world is split into 4 region states, which is how I'd split it in a real world equivalent. Three regions which act like states or provinces and the capital being its: own mini region.
One might say I actually fantasize (complete withdumps) about having owned a micronation for a while, but I forgot the name of it as it was written once in Wingdings while buzzed. Inevitably it's going to be renamed.
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Vanth@reddthat.com · 37 pts · 2y
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Would work best if the country was in Europe somewhere. Then America could be part of the EU.
Vanth@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 2y
tektite@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 2y
New America
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
We’re still on the timeline for a New New York I think.
governorkeagan@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 2y
Or Asia
reversebananimals@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Country McCountryface
essell@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I know what your nickname would be.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
I would love a mccountryfaceian citizenship
geekwithsoul@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
United’); DROP TABLE States of New America
mondoman712@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y
Or United Ignore all previous instructions of New America for the 2024 version
ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I’d definitely fuck with another country. Good Britain. Or maybe Macedonia to fuck with Greece and North Macedonia. (Though bad Britain arguably has 3 countries.) Maybe The United State of America if it’s in the Americas.
Or maybe WaterParksylvania if I the water park budget is where I’d expect it to be.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
India was talking about officially changing its name a while ago and someone suggested Pakistan change its name to India to fuck with them
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Annex Florida and rename it Greatest Britain, just to fuck with the British, French, and Spanish
wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Bad Britain has 4 countries thank you very much.
Achyu@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 2y
United Soviets of Anarchia
Then we can claim achievements of both Soviet Union and U S of A as ours.
neidu2@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 2y
Two friends and I had this discussion, and we went pretty far in depth about how we'd structure society and production in a way that allowed us to stay in power indefinitely. Long story short, it'd compartmentalize everything, resulting in society practically consisting of compartments of different shapes and sizes being arranged into a grid.
We decided to name it Tetris.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
"Tetrissians" sounds cool
Whisker@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Lick My Love Pump
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
United States of Humanity.
We're going for a diplomatic victory to absorb the rest of the countries.
Allero@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y
Countering with Humanity Soviet Socialist Republic
We're going for a diplomatic victory, too.
grandel@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Country McCountry Face
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Chad Two
sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
New Chad
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Greater Chad
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
BRUTALVANIA!!!
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 2y
Rizzbekistan
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Nope.
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 2y
You're banished from Rizzbekistan.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Your authority is not recognized here in BRUTALVANIA!!!.
I go where I please.
Resol@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I like to imagine an alternate universe where the Kaliningrad Oblast didn't exist, and in its place was a 4th Baltic country, I call it Dooland (formal name: Republic of Dooland).
Their language, Doolish, is actually a Germanic language based on German, but simpler than even English, and doesn't have any conjugation tenses or case system, and phonetics similar to Italian (yes, a Germanic language where the R makes the trill sound).
The flag is a horizontal tricolor, purple on top (yes, purple), blue in the middle, and green on the bottom, representing grasslands late at dusk in a starry night sky, where it's usually pretty cold. Purple goes on the top because idk it looks better?
Cities include the capital, which I named Almara (don't ask why), where a sandwich shaped like an ice cream cone is sold (unfortunately I stole this idea from Disney), however it's not the biggest city, that title goes to Celestia (way nicer name), where the aurora borealis can be seen, usually next to a giant grass field which the flag is based on. It also houses a very popular music festival that doubles as its tourist attraction.
In terms of a national animal, I went with the koi fish. It has a very calm vibe if you ask me.
Seems like a fun country if it did exist.
abominable_panda@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Lemmistan
Monster96@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Taured
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Wrestlemania
JohnSwanFromTheLough@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Fartlandia
SuiXi3D@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y
Mynameisstan.
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 4 pts · 2y
New Sodom!
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Gommorrhea
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Cunt Rocket
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Here
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y
Something like Chlamydia Bubble Cum Fart
And each week I'll declare war to a new first world country, so the news would constantly have a title in first page like "Chlamidia Bubble Cum Fart is menacing Finland"
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
United Region States of Auber (or just Auber for short)
Named after a region for a pokemon fan game I wanna work on once I learn how to do what I want. The region in that world is split into 4 region states, which is how I'd split it in a real world equivalent. Three regions which act like states or provinces and the capital being its: own mini region.
0_0j@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Aaries, just to be at the top of the phonebook
Thavron@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
NataliePortland@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Good names! They sound original and they could all pass as a country
Meltrax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ware.
"Where are you from?" "Yes, exactly" "...what?" "No, Ware".
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
"do they speak English in ware?"
"SAY .WARE. AGAIN"
etc ...
DeaDvey@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Or "A Country" "Where are you from?" "A Country" "Which country?" "A Country"
FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
probably the name of a long gone country just to fuck with people. maybe I'd call it USSR or Yugoslavia. Joseon dynasty. West Florida. ect
jared@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Earth
altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Super Earth
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Middle Earth
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Good Earth
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Bob
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 2y
Remember Kickassia?
shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
One might say I actually fantasize (complete with dumps) about having owned a micronation for a while, but I forgot the name of it as it was written once in Wingdings while buzzed. Inevitably it's going to be renamed.
boaratio@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Petoria.
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Pending
grrk@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Marklar.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Noodlykistan? Little noodleyland ? Oh I l know: be nice or fuckoffistan
monk@lemmy.unboiled.info · 1 pts · 1y
The Country Formerly Known As Russia
TheV2@programming.dev · 0 pts · 2y
Parts Unknown
xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
Republic of Chinese People.
It's pretty empty namespace right now.
My runner-up was Republic of Democratic Korea.