Yet closer to divine happiness.

If you accept for a moment that an all powerful god exists and created everything, then that means they made us this way on purpose, knowing we would be horny kinky degenerates. If there is a god, they're the biggest pervert of all.

But then your feet aren't touching the ground. It only said feet.

It kind of does when it's wet

Start off with none of the god nonsense, it's much better!