How dare he

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capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y (5 replies)

"Honey, get the resin! I have an idea!"

atocci@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y (4 replies)

It would make for an amazing looking gaming table. Not sure how well trying to keep track of your own dice on it would go though...

MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You throw a dice with arrows instead of numbers and get the number it points to.

This will also make it more fun: roll 1d4 okay i get 18

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Sounds like a great chaos session

Manalith@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

There's only one 20 on the entire table and it's surrounded by 1s

capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

A lot of people I know have mats, trays, or some sort of rollers. Would make for some cool campaign ideas though. Characters are all drugged, drunk, suffering from insanity.

"I'm going to need you to put on these and roll without your mat..."

downpunxx@fedia.io · 49 pts · 2y (1 reply)

yeah, this ain't it fam. randomly attacking people on the internet and accusing them of being pedophiles with the last name that ends in stein. dude was just showing off his daughters dice collection.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y

Yes, that's the point

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y

Rolled a nat 1 on their history check I see.

RidderSport@feddit.org · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wait till he hears about Eppstein , a town in Germany

Fern@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I don't understand... but I like it.

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Jeffrey Epstein

Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Holy crap I thought this was some deep D&D type thing where rolling dice creates your map and therefore a table full of dice ended up being some monstrosity of map and then I read these comments an see why there's a desire to escape into fantasy world's away from the bullshit rolls in this one

Otakulad@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

I thought the table was an island.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 2y

It took me a minute lol

Epstein

DenizEfe@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Bro attacks a bystander

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y

Don't know what idea I like more,

  1. He is doing the weirdest troll
  2. He is mistaken
  3. We are mistaken to think that he means Epstein and he is totally right and on the money. (Geoff made have a vacation love Affair with his wife or something)

I can't choose

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

There's no way. Let's get Ghislaine on the phone.

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 9 pts · 2y

Holy shit though, cool collection. You could frame that as abstract art.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I had no idea Laura Bailey's dad is named Geoff

(This is a Critical Role joke and has nothing to do with the point of the OP)

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

I have yet to see Laura's dice. At this point I think they're a myth. They gotta move that camera down.

magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org · 2 pts · 2y

For a second I thought this table was a kitchen island and was very confused...