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c/microblogmemes · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2y

Math.

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26 Comments

DSkou7@programming.dev · 51 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Glocktopus

Bubs12@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Glocktopussy

tdawg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Glussi?

asm_x86@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ebber@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 2y

Well that squid is two short

NateNate60@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Octopus: shoots twice from each gun

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Misses every shot

😎

xpinchx@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (13 replies)

I didn't get it :)

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 39 pts · 2y (11 replies)

Cats have 9 lives but octopuses only have 8 arms.

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

For German cats it would work then, I guess. If I'm not completely mistaken, they have only seven lives according to our saying.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is 7 a lucky number in German culture? 7's often considered lucky so that actually makes a bit more sense than 9.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

7 is a lucky number in Germany, I though that's wide spread? And the saying goes Cats have 7 lives. Maybe that's why German cats don't like diving in the ocean

udon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

You can also go to cloud 7 instead of cloud 9, which sounds like it's closer/easier to reach

xpinchx@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Thanks mate I'm super high

sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If you are still high, do me a favor and contemplate on how air is actually a fluid and you are immersed in it at all times.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And if you weren't submerged in it, your blood would boil as you freeze to death in a vacuum! 😀

Jimbo@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y

Unsubscribe from death facts

moriquende@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

careful, the air is thin up there

danc4498@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Damn that was a next level joke!

Muscar@discuss.online · 3 pts · 2y

Only if a gun can be shot once. The joke doesn't really work but it's still funny.

morrowind@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Cat has 9 lives

dumbass@leminal.space · 9 pts · 2y

Octopus with gun in mouth thing: mmmhh mmmmmmhh mmmmmhh mmmhh!

foggianism@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I got shot eight times, but I'm still breatin'. Livin' proof there's a god if you need a reason. - 9Pac

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Then the octopus has no guns, as octopuses don't have hands.

58008@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Commas!

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

Octopus: rolls a strength check to grapple