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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED
RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A
FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT!!
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!
yo is this where | get the free as in free beer
IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!
36 Comments
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 210 pts · 2y
scrion@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
That was pretty funny.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I concur.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y
Steak.tar.xz
Smaller size but just as fulfilling
9point6@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I took a comparatively long time to eat it though
Zangoose@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The chef actually noticed it was taking 500ms seconds longer to make as well and they found a pretty big problem in the recipe
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Put some zest in it, it might not be as compact but it's quicker to ear
Steak.tar.zstd
cm0002@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 2y
Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 54 pts · 2y
I think it's a Linus Torvalds energy
nickhammes@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
If you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?
baggins@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 13 pts · 2y
Linus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech
cm0002@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
"It's FUCKING
RAWDEPRECATED!" ~Chef TorvaldsNaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 71 pts · 2y
If there's one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it's spaghetti code.
tyler@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
I think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 36 pts · 2y
Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert
meleethecat@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
And a grub appetizer
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y
And mate (the drink)
AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social · 31 pts · 2y
All my recipes are lgpl.
frezik@midwest.social · 17 pts · 2y
If it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
yeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there
VinesNFluff@pawb.social · 27 pts · 2y
I'll have the cinnamon mint buns
snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 2y
the open sauce spaghetti bolognese
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Come to my house, there's always open sauce.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they'd like/use that btw.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 17 pts · 2y
Pls tell me this is real
sunshine@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y
It's a real Tumblr post!
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
source?
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
idk, tumblr, a post, in.. reality, I guess?
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y
Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.
verstra@programming.dev · 11 pts · 2y
Is it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
I don't have this problem because I use Windows
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Is that why it failed?
Because the bistro had no windows?
LMagicalus@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y
Revan343@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y
It's way too nerdy and cool to be real
tyler@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Probably not real but I found this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q1xaCtDyLwGKRXCD8?g_st=ic
adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBHSmFO1IMM