c/witchymemes · by BiNonBi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3ySpell to get someone to leave you alone 331 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
crypticthree@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.
macwood@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice
SmokesForBreakfast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Get outta here Snaaaail!
Yah! Yah!
🧂🐌
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 3y
It's a horrible experience, by the way.
dnzm@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
Not exactly fun for the snail, either.
Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 3y
This brings tears to my eyes.
....no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!
perviouslyiner@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y
"Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough"
TeaHands@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
I'm learning so much from this community.
CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y
Ah yes, the healing power of crystals 😁
CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Bread@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.
electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I know a stronger spell. It's basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y
If that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.
elbowdrop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Thats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Bro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done
robbankz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish