Spell to get someone to leave you alone

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15 Comments

crypticthree@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y

Of course, nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice.

macwood@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Nobody likes salting the snail but she gives you no choice

SmokesForBreakfast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Get outta here Snaaaail!

Yah! Yah!

🧂🐌

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It's a horrible experience, by the way.

dnzm@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y

Not exactly fun for the snail, either.

Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 3y

This brings tears to my eyes.

....no, seriously, stop throwing salt in my eyes!

perviouslyiner@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 3y

"Any crystal is a crystal of banishment if you throw it hard enough"

TeaHands@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

I'm learning so much from this community.

CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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Chais@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Ah yes, the healing power of crystals 😁

CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
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Bread@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y

Having accidentally gotten salt in my eyes before. Can confirm it hurts like a motherfucker.

electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I know a stronger spell. It's basically the same enchant but use rocks instead of salt.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y

If that fails, throw a hamster and tell it to go for the eyes.

elbowdrop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Thats only works sometimes. Take a lesson from Roger the alien. Just shove them in an elevator and throw drugs at them. Also make sure to yell drugs as you throw them.

Shardikprime@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Bro just ask for salvation army donations or save the Wales and you are done

robbankz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

No spells needed just let them borrow some money or better yet, bring up jesus and God around them more and more and watch how fast they vanish