I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn't have anything to do with America so I don't know what's going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that's standard issue crazy.
Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can't enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.
I like how it abruptly switches from bible verses to various legal texts, all presented with no excerpts or citations. Is the entire book meant to serve as evidence?
38 Comments
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y
Unfortunately they forgot to put the I in quotes in the last sentence, invalidating the whole document.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
"i" am dumber for having read this
Etterra@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I just glazed past it and saw Europe and UK several times in there. That shit doesn't have anything to do with America so I don't know what's going on here. I mean the Bible nonsense I get, but that's standard issue crazy.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I hope that judge takes those bible verses into account when deciding on Cypriot law.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
The judge probably took an oath on a bible so they would have to.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Like I said the other day, you're not really on Ken M's level.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I’m not trying to be anyone else, I’m just myself and I wish that was good enough for you.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
It's not. Not when we have Oscar-winner Margot Robbie on Lemmy.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
But she never shows her feet.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
You clearly didn't see Barbie.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I have fifteen copies of it on Ultra HD Blu-ray and those are definitely a foot double’s feet.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Now available on Blu-ray and select streaming services!
Fetus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
We do?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
...maybe?
Edit: Wrong link - https://lemm.ee/u/MargotRobbie
Ghostling@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y
Sorry, wrong reply button. Still learning Lemmy!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
If you're using the web interface, clicking on the three dots under your post will give you the option to delete it.
protist@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 2y
Dear "judge,"
"i" order you to drop my case.
Sincerely,
"i"
Ghostling@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 2y
Did you mean to leave the name visible at the bottom of the judge's letter? That's quite a distinctive name.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
But is it the uppercase or the lowercase name?
finley@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I mean, you have to in those letters
mosiacmango@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
The "name" is deceased apprently. I'm sure since "the debtor" is dead, it's no big deal.
Facebones@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y
Plot twist: Republicans get their way and install theocracy, then can't enforce any debts or laws because sovcit bullshit quoting the bible suddenly becomes legit.
sxan@midwest.social · 8 pts · 2y
There are far too many "s"es in that first posts, and not enough apostrophes. I can forgive the latter, but the former made my brain stutter.
Gerudo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Happy holidays!
thrawn@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I like how it abruptly switches from bible verses to various legal texts, all presented with no excerpts or citations. Is the entire book meant to serve as evidence?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
This gave “I” a Cyprus Constipation.