But now I understand how it works

Caption:

My brain: Do it.

Me: Why

My brain: Just do it.

Me: Okay

Two images:

Top image is of a pen. Bottom image is the same pen dismantled with its parts neatly placed to show where the go in the pen.

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18 Comments

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Then you play with the spring which ends up shooting across the room and into another dimension and you no longer have a pen.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Sure you do, it's just much, much skinnier.

SteveXVII@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y

Then you take the spring from an empty pen and use that one.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just had immediate flashbacks to taking apart every pen I could get my hands on in church service

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Back in '93 I could field strip a Bic pen in ten seconds blindfolded

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Just hide them underneath the hymnal in the back of the pew ahead of you, no one will know your sins.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The calling of an aspiring bomb defusion technician.

Termiboros@lemmy.autism.place · 6 pts · 2y

A: "They're giving the signal, the bomb's defused!"

B: "They were so fast as well, truly one of our best."

A: "Hold on, what are they doing now?"

B: "Are they repairing the bomb?!"

mostNONheinous@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Back in Junior High, two friends and I used to speed break down and rebuild these like they were rifles or something. Had a blast timing ourselves.

GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I can field strip a G2 blindfolded. Hu-ah!

Not2Dopey@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Why didn't they take the metal top off? You have to dismantle it the entire way. Amateur.

thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I see you have figured out how to field strip your weapon. Now put it back together and see if it works

taiyang@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ah, 90% of what I did in high school...

toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It worked for JerryRigEverything.

lemonmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Now rig it up so that it will fire out that little plastic bit.

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Speed reassembly is one thing, and sourcing parts from different pens to make mixes is fun too.

Termiboros@lemmy.autism.place · 2 pts · 2y

Meanwhile I'm getting stressed when accidentally mixing up parts of two identical pens

germtm_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

this exact model of the pen is the type i used to dismantle the most.