Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans
https://www.theonion.com/trump-vows-to-unite-nation-against-common-enemy-of-othe-1851602546
https://www.theonion.com/trump-vows-to-unite-nation-against-common-enemy-of-othe-1851602546
10 Comments
hotpot8toe@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y
just_another_person@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Yup. Didn't read as an odd headline to me. Just thought he was ramping up crazy talk again.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Not even "close to being real". Just real at this point.
OpenStars@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y
The Onion is back, baby! And somehow it has become John Wick.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
I have GOT to unsubscribe from this community until after the election. In the 90s I could laugh at how absurd the stories were, and how only stupid people could think it was real.
But this......we now live in an absurd reality where I'm sure Fox News could legit run with this headline. How do you run a news satire website, when life itself is a satire of itself???
I'm mentally exausted. Good thing this election will be over soon.
checks calander
IT'S JULY???!!!
kfchan@fedia.io · 13 pts · 2y
The biggest change in my thinking in the last 5 years was going from "HOW are people this stupid?" to "People actually ARE this stupid."
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Too perfect.
NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
This isn't satire, it's just an observation of what he unironically claims to be doing.
fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
I'm surprised Trump hasn't set up a subscription service for being American™ so that he can say political enemies are not American™.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 2y
Best laugh I had in a while. Thank you.
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
It's not civil war though, that only happens in brown countries