If this gets to court, I hope the defense asks for the specific objectionable passages to be read aloud, and then has a similarly gruesome passage from the Bible read aloud right after. Just keep going until the case is thrown out, or the Bible is also banned.
Considering you could probably drop out of middle school day 1 and become a cop with almost no qualifications in America, from what it feels like, I wouldn't trust their judgement on books. Just because big words harm their primitive chimp brains doesn't mean it'll harm teenagers.
19 Comments
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y
I hope one of the books he took home and read was the Bible. That book is gruesome, perverse, and wholly inappropriate for minors (most adults too).
shutz@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y
If this gets to court, I hope the defense asks for the specific objectionable passages to be read aloud, and then has a similarly gruesome passage from the Bible read aloud right after. Just keep going until the case is thrown out, or the Bible is also banned.
puppy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Ban the bible! Protect the children!
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y
Reading the bible is the quickest way to make atheists
xor@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
I'm pretty sure the bible has an extremely detailed scene of homosexual intercourse (including a certain king).
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
What a fuckin loser
JulesTheModest@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
Dude is afraid of paper with words on them. Tough.
Mesophar@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
They make fun of people for being snowflakes, but are afraid of pronouns and paper.
Clusterfck@lemmy.sdf.org · 21 pts · 2y
I refuse to believe an organism with so few brain cells can even read.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 2y
Fuck All Cops.......to death.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Im personally not a fan of having sex with animals so I'm not volunteering.
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Use a baton, like they have done to countless abused sex workers.
Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Awesome Lemmy handle
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
He ain't read shit.
PanoptiDon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
If cops could critique books well enough to do this, they wouldn't be cops.
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
Considering you could probably drop out of middle school day 1 and become a cop with almost no qualifications in America, from what it feels like, I wouldn't trust their judgement on books. Just because big words harm their primitive chimp brains doesn't mean it'll harm teenagers.
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
ACAB, but this shitbag is an extra special flavor of slimeball.
nick@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y
Idiot fuck.
paddirn@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
We should really just celebrate when minors take books home to actually read. Who cares if it’s on controversial topics, just be glad they’re reading.