c/noncredibledefense · by nuke@sh.itjust.works · 2yIt was revealed to me in a dream 295 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
YourPrivatHater@ani.social · 73 pts · 2y
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
That explains the later seasons of South Park
gnutrino@programming.dev · 45 pts · 2y
I'm fascinated to know how the plausible deniability works. Like what excuse do you use for the massive tunnel?
stress_headache@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
You can cover it over with a bush.
neidu2@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y
Or bricks and rubble. The NCD way.
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
For frozen yogurt delivery
nuke@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
We deploy the Shaggy defense: wasn't me
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
It was hamas!
Or Mexicans.
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y
Importing russian oil
Rolder@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 2y
I wonder if the tunnel would still be intact after channeling a nuke through it
SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
"Special Plumbing Operation"
schnokobaer@feddit.org · 44 pts · 2y
This would never work.
Source: I have tried
ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
At what step did it fail? Was it because you lacked Saddam Hussein?
schnokobaer@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2y
No idea. My attempt had Saddam and everything.
lud@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y
What if the tap is shut though?
Hazzia@infosec.pub · 28 pts · 2y
Perhaps we should dig under his toilet drain instead...
RobotZap10000@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y
I can already see the headlines
"PUTIN KILLED BY SKIBIDI TOILET"
j4k3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Dis b Bushy's WMD's from Iraq?
We found em folks! Who's sane! Put in! Operation free harm!