I didn’t know geese can own cars

595 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world

31 Comments

kirbowo808@kbin.melroy.org · 45 pts · 2y (1 reply)

turns into goose from untitled goose game 🪿

attempts to steal car

HONK!

Zozano@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y

Vibe

TheWinged7@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I think I had a strhonk trying to read that

SuperNinjaFury@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Honk if you have ever been personally victimized by HONK!

Natanael@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 2y

Honk if anything

jlh@lemmy.jlh.name · 8 pts · 2y

Remember, if you HONK all you HONK at me, I will HONK if you get any closer, u have to HONK if-

I HONK if you will-

if myself want HONK!

If you have ever been personally victimized by HONK-

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They don't "own" a "car", they're in possession of a conveyance...

Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let me guess, they're "travelling, officer".

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

That’s what the lack of plate would suggest.

AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 23 pts · 2y
[ removed ]
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

What a vibe.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

Ltcpanic@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

To say nothing of the neon check engine light. 😍

umbraroze@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

No, can't have been written by geese. Geese cannot read or write, they just straight up honk.

This is a clown car. That's the most reasonable explanation.

Decoy321@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Utter nonsense. Geese won't own cars.

They'd steal them.

late_night@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 2y

"Honk if anything"

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

This is a true work of art!

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Geese can own PosSESS cars

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

honk

GluWu@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I feel personally victimized

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Have you honked? That made me feel a bit better.

masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

That there is the mating call of a honkey.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Honk if honk so in case honk honk honk myself honk

GBU_28@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cranking that honk

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

To eleven

MisterCrisper@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Honk vibe

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Yo, dawg, we heard you liked to honk...

iegod@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I will never understand bumper stickers.

thefrankring@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Did I read honk?