c/mildlyinteresting · by MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 2yGot a new umbrella today 224 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
comador@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
God of rain may not like that and send a zeus bolt at you... Otherwise I love it lol.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Oh I had not considered the gods! Curses…
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Only after reading this did I realize that this isn’t !atheism@lemmy.world
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Get a bunch of friends with the same umbrella, go out to a public place, and yell “SHIELDWALL!”
ElJefe@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
Them calves tho…
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Oh! Hubby is a mountain biker, he will be delighted to hear of the calf appreciation
ElJefe@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Tell him ElJefe from lemmy says he’s jealous!
WhyFlip@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
How fucking stupid.
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
I dunno, i was 14 once.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Well good morning to you sir!
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
with a penis, that's how.
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
If i had seen an umbrella like this from my office window, it would have given me a good chuckle. You will be sure to brighten other's dreary days.
superkret@feddit.org · 4 pts · 2y
This would be perfect for mounting to a pole sticking out at the front of my bicycle.
subpar_nsfw@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Hasa Diga Eebowai
t_berium@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
'I love to say 'fuck'' What? No Murderdolls/Wednesday 13 people here?
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
I say fuck every night and day
dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Y'all know this umbrella wasn't bought to block rain, right?