c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 2y

Texts from Dad

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43 Comments

Bob_Robertson_IX@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 2y (4 replies)

"Rise chicken!"

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

*arise

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mikyopii@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y

Kiss him deep with tongue!

Aviandelight@mander.xyz · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I saw that "Sofa king funny" comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.

JudahBenHur@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

dancing is forbidden

BigBenis@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y

ED is a bitch

bricklove@midwest.social · 36 pts · 2y

Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 2y

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Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE

samus12345@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I shall be this buffet's reckoning!

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Dad got that hollywood level cocaine

AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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callouscomic@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Revolver Ocelot

occhionaut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

mmrraaaaooooo

Magister@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

OOTL, is it like "Rise against" ? or RATM?

pootsforjesus@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.

boaratio@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

It's a great song.

Kanda@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 2y

He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he's trying alternate means

jaschen@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y

All rise mother fucker.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

0ops@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I'm so glad someone else was thinking of this too.

frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y

what the fuck are you talking about

"Social media"

sfxrlz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

MUSTA-KRAKISH

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

AWAKEN

polysics@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN

tobogganablaze@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 2y

Dad has great taste.

Socsa@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

Arise chicken

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Plot twist, kid is dough

dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

My cookies are never made with enough RAGE and ANGER

reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Gen x rise up! Drank from the hose!

samus12345@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Meh, whatever.

huginn@feddit.it · 1 pts · 2y

Such cringe behavior

brap@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Where's your anger? Where's your fucking wrench? Wanna dance with a sloth?

https://youtu.be/DQf0f6YtHpA?si=IQ58Hr-dJ739ya5z

thomcat@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

EleventhHour@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

"He's a calendar, that kid, he's a clock, a great big stopwatch, staring me in the face. Cos he gets older. That's all he can do. Do you know what that means? I'm getting older. Look at me, is that old? That's not old. Can't get rid of him, twenty years time he'll still be there. Mind you they don't always live, meningitis - that's a good one!"

lemmyhavesome@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Some Viagra should take care of that right away.

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

They're not so subtle hints that you should pick up donuts from RISE.

Pothetato@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Dad might be a sith lord

solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

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tobogganablaze@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's the wrong song ....

batcheck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I thought he was just a Faker fan and mad that they are mid right now