Feeling jealous toward this guy

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Godric@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Why though? Why be jealous?

Look at their collection! There's like 5 sticks that deserve to be there, the rest are aspirational at best. Like why put the OK sticks up there with the stallions, it just cheapest the whole collection.

They have a fucking musket, OG blackbeard pistol, and Deagle next to random vaguely right angles. Fuck, I hate this, I now understand where art snobs come from, this is awful

wondrous_strange@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Sometime you just like a stick

Pilon23@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 2y

Let's see Paul Allen's Godric's stick collection

shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

You missed the Colt 1911, top left.

MHanak@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Honestly only three i'd deem worthy

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That Uzi in the bottom right is pretty cool.

higgsboson@dubvee.org · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It's a stick bro.

BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I hope he sticks with it. Insuring his collection could be a sticking point, but he may get you into sticky situations without insurance. I'm sure he'll find an agent to stick up for him.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think you've played out this schtick. You need to branch out.

BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

No. You're just being a stick in the mud

Fermion@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y

Wood you just leaf him alone.

Atsur@ttrpg.network · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

And not a single sword shaped stick. For shame

Chozo@fedia.io · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You wouldn't being a sword stick to a gun stick fight.

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y

I'll have you know...I closed the thread just as I was reading this, and came back to upvote it.

illi@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He is clearly a gun stick guy

VubDapple@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

My thoughts exactly

squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 2y

!stick@sh.itjust.works

psion1369@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

When I was young lad, my friends and I would play army with stick guns. Once I found the perfect one and I hid it in our army fort that really was just the space between the wood pile and the fence. I think his dad used it in the fireplace cause I never saw it again. If I was as smart as this guy, I would still be going after Rambo's enemies today. I still miss that stick gun.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What constitutes "rare" in a collection of "rare sticks"?

Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 2y (3 replies)

There are likely very few collections of sticks in the world, therefore it is rare.

dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I’d argue every tree has its own collection of sticks.

filcuk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

You're confusing that with branches

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Hmmm yes makes sense

ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

those are some nice sticks.

Gleddified@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

All guns and no swords, but the big one on the lower left is hella good

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Hit with the sticky uh, light it with a blicky uh

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

EpeeGnome@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

8 year old me would have envied this collection. 40 year old me just appreciates that he has a passion for which he still has a child-like sense of wonder.

LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This is what my dog thinks she's doing when she brings sticks home from the lake

sir_pronoun@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

stick

Omgboom@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

You know I keep that thang on me

Master167@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

This is insane. Where do I have to go to admire ridicule this?

DavidGarcia@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

Stick wins every time

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Plant a tree => stick colletion

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

Starts Orchid

paw@feddit.org · 3 pts · 2y

And, I must add, he's doing something with his life.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 2y

How can one have all that power!

rbos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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odium@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would die on this hill

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rbos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

I felt like I was being a bit of a dick. :)

Damage@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y

I don't need that many. Give me one good stick gun and that's all I need.

JoMomma@lemm.ee · -14 pts · 2y
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