I can't tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he's so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

Either way, it's mildly fascinating.

chknbwl@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

he's so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline

chef's kiss~ My friend, you are a wordsmith.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

...Pardon?

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can’t tell if his inability to dementedly choke to death on his own tongue is mainly because he’s so full of shit that his uvula bounces on a turd trampoline or that he’s so used to taking multiple oligarch chodes at once he has no gag reflex.

Either way, it’s mildly fascinating.

There. I've enloudened it

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

🤣📣💥

CaptObvious@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 2y

We’ll know when we find out who’s paying him hush money

DxK@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 35 pts · 2y

It's refreshing to see this dickbag actually nervous.

j4k3@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So egomaniacal every question about someone else is "tell us about yourself but use someone else's name," because these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff.

CaptObvious@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 2y

these idiots will follow the piper over any cliff

If only….

ech@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y

He can't imagine Biden not doing that because it's exactly what he would do. Altruism and grace are entirely alien concepts to him. Just the idea of not demanding the spotlight and attention for even one second would make him physically ill.

IntangibleSloth@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y

He doesn't know how to campaign against anyone but Joe

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I've said this a few times already, but he sounds like Joker after Batman died

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y