Putting the rumors to rest /s

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einlander@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Why won't they release their visitors record? What are they hiding?

What he did to that horse

His clap back on walz was pure projection.

qprimed@lemmy.ml · 46 pts · 1y (2 replies)

"...does not currently hold..." doing Olympic gold levels of heavy lifting here.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Also, somebody should check the rules.

Just guessing but “jerking off the dolphins” is not listed.

Not listed yet.

They should really revise the rules of conduct, what he did being allowed is disgusting

“As far as what he did to the couch in the lounge… well… that couch has been disposed of properly.”

Translation for those who haven’t been to our lovely zoo: the dolphins consented

ryry1985@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I didn't understand. What is he accused of doing?

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

There are some very nice futons in the aquarium exhibit.

Actually, those benches are kinda uncomfortable. Still a nice rest after you've been walking for a couple hours, but not suitable for anything else.

Source: grew up going to the Columbus Zoo

Ah, that makes sense. I've never been.

Hacksaw@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y

Basically he was searching Twitter for "woman" "dolphin" and retweeted a video that said "woman gets violated by a dolphin and enjoys it".

This is new to me too. Maybe he saw a manatee and mistook it for his couch.

Rakonat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Columbus Zoo? What? Is this related to the 2 million stolen by employees or something else?

bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sectional relations with a dolphin, allegedly

Is there anything with a leathery hide this guy won't put his bits in?