DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower
maybe a flamethrower
For the swift shave...
Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind
The what now?
Search "flame clipping udders"
Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos
Bidet? or Bidon't?
It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!
For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry
A pressure washer would be more effective.
Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin
Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐
puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.
The design is very human.
Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.
You made me puke in my mouth a little bit
Cool!
Wtf
Adapt Overcome Improvise
Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?
Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.
Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.
22 Comments
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower
NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
For the swift shave...
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
The what now?
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Search "flame clipping udders"
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
Not often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos
Zier@fedia.io · 14 pts · 2y
Bidet? or Bidon't?
Banichan@dormi.zone · 10 pts · 2y
It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry
hOrni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
A pressure washer would be more effective.
MTK@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin
ValenThyme@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 2y
Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Hello, mod here! Please change your title to "hmmm". Thank you. 🧐
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
puts on mod hat Ahh yes that's an infraction let me get that taken care of. Thank you for reporting your fellow citizen.
lesnout27@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
The design is very human.
MTK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.
blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
You made me puke in my mouth a little bit
MTK@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Cool!
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Wtf
DerArzt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Adapt Overcome Improvise
Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Make sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.