I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.
Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:
"[Factoids are] facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority."
In other words, a factoid is a clickbait "alternative" fact.
this is a great gimmick for poker players. show it of to a couple buddies so when someone calls you out for double dealing and wearing a shiner, one of them can stick up for you and say you just have a limp dick.
38 Comments
ravhall@discuss.online · 50 pts · 1y
I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 1y
Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative
DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1y
He won’t know if he’s coming or going
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I want the backstory please
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
It starts with a grande bean burrito and ends with a Mexican hooker
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Patrick Stewart farted.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ah yes, farting is very funny.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The oldest joke we have a record of as a species is a fart joke. This is my favorite factoid of all time, maybe ever.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Would you say: since time immemorial?
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:
In other words, a factoid is a clickbait "alternative" fact.
Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1y
Doubles as a micro cock ring
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Nice humblebrag.
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
yes, but has a nice ring to it.
suction@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Look at you owning a cock!
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Gives a whole new meaning to kissing the ring.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
"Okay, you can stop kissing the ring, JESUS CHRIST LET GO OF THE POOR RING."
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y
As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.
SmolSweetBean@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
Ah. Tit-tacs
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 21 pts · 1y
takes his cyanide pill; doesn't die, just gets horny
Meanwhile on the other side of town, Grandpa is about to get some, pops his Viagra and dies.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Your captor thinks the torture isn't working as intended.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
I've got pockets, thanks.
primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
okay, but will pockets make you feel like a cool super spy, the kind you watched movies about when you didn't need a pill to get hard?
it's not even criticism, I think this is a cool toy for old dudes. they should have it.
schloppah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I want one of these so bad, I'd keep ibuprofen in it
ArkhamNightshift@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
One side is even ribbed, for your pleasure!
suction@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Is that from the old Conan show?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I'm not sure. It does seem like something they might do though.
I also wouldn't be surprised if it were sold as a legitimate product at some point.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Damn great pun OP
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Excellent gift.
VictoriaAScharleau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
this is a great gimmick for poker players. show it of to a couple buddies so when someone calls you out for double dealing and wearing a shiner, one of them can stick up for you and say you just have a limp dick.
x4740N@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Rikers favourite ring
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Name brand Viagra is over $100 per dose. Anybody taking it can fucking afford a ring.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
“There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here!”