Ever want to feel like a spy on your hardest mission yet?

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38 Comments

ravhall@discuss.online · 50 pts · 1y

I used to have a ring with a compartment where I would keep coke. Humorously, the ring “gem” was a mirror. I had to stop wearing it because the mirror kept reflecting light and blinding people.

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 1y (11 replies)

Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative

DrSleepless@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1y (10 replies)

He won’t know if he’s coming or going

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y (9 replies)

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (8 replies)

I want the backstory please

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y

It starts with a grande bean burrito and ends with a Mexican hooker

radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Patrick Stewart farted.

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Ah yes, farting is very funny.

stoicmaverick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The oldest joke we have a record of as a species is a fart joke. This is my favorite factoid of all time, maybe ever.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

maybe ever.

Would you say: since time immemorial?

radicalautonomy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:

"[Factoids are] facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority."

In other words, a factoid is a clickbait "alternative" fact.

Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Doubles as a micro cock ring

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nice humblebrag.

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

yes, but has a nice ring to it.

suction@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Look at you owning a cock!

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gives a whole new meaning to kissing the ring.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

"Okay, you can stop kissing the ring, JESUS CHRIST LET GO OF THE POOR RING."

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

As a completely and totally cis person, would this work with the funni make-girl pills?

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Yeah, estrogen tablets are usually small enough they would fit in a ring like that.

SmolSweetBean@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

And there are much nicer looking alternatives to this one, too. Just look up poison ring.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y

Ah. Tit-tacs

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

takes his cyanide pill; doesn't die, just gets horny

Meanwhile on the other side of town, Grandpa is about to get some, pops his Viagra and dies.

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

Your captor thinks the torture isn't working as intended.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I've got pockets, thanks.

primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

okay, but will pockets make you feel like a cool super spy, the kind you watched movies about when you didn't need a pill to get hard?

it's not even criticism, I think this is a cool toy for old dudes. they should have it.

schloppah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

I want one of these so bad, I'd keep ibuprofen in it

ArkhamNightshift@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

One side is even ribbed, for your pleasure!

suction@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Is that from the old Conan show?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm not sure. It does seem like something they might do though.

I also wouldn't be surprised if it were sold as a legitimate product at some point.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

Damn great pun OP

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Excellent gift.

VictoriaAScharleau@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

this is a great gimmick for poker players. show it of to a couple buddies so when someone calls you out for double dealing and wearing a shiner, one of them can stick up for you and say you just have a limp dick.

x4740N@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Rikers favourite ring

roguetrick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Name brand Viagra is over $100 per dose. Anybody taking it can fucking afford a ring.

EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

“There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here!”