Elon Musk Demands Twitter Servers Explain What All These Wires For

https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-demands-twitter-servers-explain-what-all-thes-1849786227

For context, this article is from 2022 but it was just reposted by the Onion’s social media accounts tonight, and I’m sharing it here, because: The Elon / Trump interview on X started with an immediate tech disaster / Musk claims there was a DDOS attack on X — but The Verge is told there was not.

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9 Comments

Someplaceunknown@fedia.io · 77 pts · 2y

At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.

Hmm, yes

adarza@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 2y

remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?

SteveFromMySpace@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I thought it was about the more recent issues until I saw your post :)

Cipher22@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.

N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 2y

“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.

konalt@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I love headlinese.

uebquauntbez@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Twitter demands Elon to explain why that many unused brain cells.

Phoenix3875@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y