Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it's made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn't flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.
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FelixCress@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2y
Or you can just wank. It is a sustainable, eco friendly, net zero solution.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 2y
That’ll only produce cum for about half the population. As always, half of us are supposed to subsist on grool.
I’m sorry about this already
NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
I volunteer for grool tribute
Technus@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 2y
And think about this: unlike celery, it's a true calorie-negative snack.
Cause, you know, thermodynamics.
cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
"Organic handmade"
lauha@lemmy.one · 33 pts · 2y
Did manga artist write this?
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
"for easy use"
For WHAT use???
Also unrelated, I have to take medicine (for now) every night against reflux / heart burn, it's made of some type of algae to thicken up gastric juice so it doesn't flow back to your esophagus. This is a small tube filled which a thick, white, sticky, salty liquid. Which I swallow every night. It looks exactly as you imagine.
IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
*unzips*
No, don't stop. Tell me more.
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I am well prepared to guzzle cum lmao, been training for weeks now
Korne127@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This?
tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's called Gaviscon but idk if it is available or has the same name outside of Germany
thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
I was fully expecting one of the steps to just be the guy jizzing in to the bowl Xd
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y
D-I-Why?
LesserAbe@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
For making porn of course
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Nah man. Just get a toaster pastry. The kind with that packet of frosting. It looks just like cum. Tastes delicious though.
Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
Right, was thinking the same, just make some icing. Literally powdered sugar and water, mix til you get the consistency you're going tor.
4oreman@lemy.lol · 8 pts · 2y
🫥
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
I always forget that you can eat raw eggs in some other countries. America doesn't deal with salmonella well
HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com · 1 pts · 2y
it was a trope for boxing and weightlifting and such in movied
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world MOD · 2 pts · 2y
Please add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
cheers_queers@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
listened to a podcast who interviewed a porn set worker and they use the flour and water method according to him
gencha@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I believe liquid hand soap is the go-to for fake cumshots. Let me know if that's invalid.