We rule free water

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56 Comments

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 146 pts · 2y (13 replies)

Toot toot TOOOOOOT

ChillPenguin@lemmy.world · 81 pts · 2y (6 replies)

It's sad because I know exactly what you're talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I think it's fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it's not a negative.

late_night@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 2y

Shrimps is bugs forever

flames5123@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Exactly what I was missing from Reddit. I understand the joke from just browsing all. I love this.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's not sad it's great

tuxtey@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's not sad or great, it's ridiculous. There's never been a third toot.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I'm Aaron Mankhe, and this... Is Lore.

TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

you are impacting my performance!

volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y

And morale

Klear@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y

Ridiculous comment. There's never been a third toot.

anonymous111@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

3x toots? That didn't happen.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Gretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It's not going to happen.

ZILtoid1991@mastodon.world · 2 pts · 2y

@Gradually_Adjusting
@yokonzo
Now there's also a toot on this comment

Squibbles@lemmy.ca · 143 pts · 2y (4 replies)

W FART

saigot@lemmy.ca · 64 pts · 2y (3 replies)

W: Fart free water!

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

Stand back, fellas, I'm lactose intolerant. I got this.

blandfordforever@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

The implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y

Fart free water is a major L

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 78 pts · 2y (3 replies)

W Fart Free Water

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

My mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATER

Donkter@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Common fart-free water W

Comment105@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

> be me
> buy water
> L
> tastes like farts

herrcaptain@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 2y (3 replies)

If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, "Fart Free Water." That's actually an attribute I like in my water.

cdf12345@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

That’s defo a W(in)

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Unfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.

acetanilide@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Most of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 42 pts · 2y

"We fart free water"

halfapage@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

I sure hope so

androogee@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is this at the Wharf Arts Center?

flicker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

War Farts Center?!

halfapage@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 1 pts · 2y

L farts only, it seems. Just don't think too hard anout what an L fart entails

thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y
    W
   FA
   RT
 FREE
WATER
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Designer rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn't.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 2y

FA

RT

blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

FA RT

taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Oh I love eating out at W FART. They've got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.

Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.

Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

WFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what

TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

EEER

Etterra@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What's this madness about fart water?

BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's actually fart FREE water

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I only drink premium fart water

FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Another Nestlé product to the list.

Erasmus@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

s p a r k l i n g

braxy29@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

this makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

We fart free water? Good to know.

Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

Read strictly left to right, this says water, free fart water.

x4740N@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

WATER FREE RT FA W

cuchilloc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

F A R T W A T E R

Crikeste@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

This is why conceptualizing and planning is so important in design lmao

You could have the greatest idea in the world, and all people will see is FART.

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Wart free water

10_0@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
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Korrok@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

W fart

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

water free, free water?

sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y

We fart free water

androogee@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
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MiltownClowns@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Farteeer.

Pronounced like Cartier with an f. Cuz it's fancy.

ampedwolfman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Farteer rule.