I named my daughter after a common household item and now she hates me

Apparently that was not a bright idea.

Ah yes, daily mail reporting on a Reddit post as fact.

Reminds me of someone who suggested naming your daughter Mayonnaise. You'd call her May, and everyone would know her as that and not suspect it was a short form, but she'd go through life knowing she was named after a condiment.

'On a more serious note yes, you messed up, but since you commented that daughter dislikes being called [Shaide] and wants to change names, I feel like if you help with the costs/bureaucracy she may forgive you more easily.'

This is a fair comment, tbh.

It would be highly inappropriate for a boy named Josh or a girl named Jessica to expect such a demand but, yeah, if you go out on a limb naming your kid and they've regretted it their whole life, it might be a nice gesture to smooth things over to pay the fees for delousing their name.

oh dear god

I guess you could say the daughter took a dim view of the decision... I'll see myself out.

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