The chicken came before the egg!

Something had to hatch the chicken so the chicken or something chicken-like came before the egg.

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13 Comments

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Your post is a bit confusing because you play both sides, but yeah, the answer is that the egg came first, and it was from something that was not a chicken. Meaning the offspring was an evolved offspring fetus inside of an egg, and then hatched into the evolved offspring animal, a chicken.

str82L@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Say hi to Satan for me. Haven't been to temple for a while.

Satan@hilariouschaos.com · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Aw thanks, how you been ?

str82L@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Dude! Better now.

h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

🙀

9point6@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Exactly it was something chicken-like, but not a chicken

The nearly-chicken came first

But the egg came before the chicken

over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Chickens and eggs don't cum. The rooster came first, obviously.

h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

Gottem lmao 😎

fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com · 6 pts · 2y

The dinosaur hatched the chicken.

Kernelcode@hilariouschaos.com · 4 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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Shou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

But did he create the egg first or after?

Kernelcode@hilariouschaos.com · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Kaiyoto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What if animals created God?

Technically humans are animals.

Kernelcode@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 2y
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h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well who hatched god?

Kernelcode@hilariouschaos.com · 1 pts · 2y
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over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

We've been over this before. The chicken can't cum, and the egg can't cum. The rooster came first, obviously.