How many strokes is par for that hole? Was it on the front or back nine? Which club did you use? Did you clean your ball afterwards? Was it a for some? Mind if I play through?
What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that's why they're permabanned for not shitposting.
Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒
They did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it's nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.
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Dirk@lemmy.ml · 71 pts · 1y
SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Entropee
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 69 pts · 1y
Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 1y
This is like the electronic version of the human centipede..
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
This is a great way to explain what is going on with thermodynamics
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.
assembly@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.
Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Your house can run??
hperrin@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I had some par sex.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
How many strokes is par for that hole? Was it on the front or back nine? Which club did you use? Did you clean your ball afterwards? Was it a for some? Mind if I play through?
BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ha!
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Are you now banned from the country club?
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Technically a house
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
But ... but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.
rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y
Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com · 26 pts · 1y
Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world's energy problems counts as a shitpost.
Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
Troll logic is arguably shitposting?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that's why they're permabanned for not shitposting.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y
I guess I can stop worrying about the future now. That's a huge relief.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y
Quick! File a patent!
Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y
Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y
Your house runs? What are you? Baba Yega?
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The key question; is your refrigerator running?
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
No, it dropped out.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Where was it going to school, the electoral college?
MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan · 9 pts · 1y
Big energy don't want you to know this!
aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y
You live inside a flashlight?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
You don't?
aniki@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y
no....
i mean yes
MTK@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.
Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.
Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.
Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)
yamanii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Wasn't there a MythBusters episode that actually proved some troll logic worked?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 1y
They did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it's nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!