Infinite energy is easy. Point a flashlight at a solar charger that charges a flashlight pointed at a solar charger that charges the first flashlight.

And don’t tell me this doesn’t work, it’s how I’ve run my house for the past ten years.

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Dirk@lemmy.ml · 71 pts · 1y (1 reply)

SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

Entropee

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 69 pts · 1y

Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is like the electronic version of the human centipede..

SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

This is a great way to explain what is going on with thermodynamics

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.

assembly@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.

Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Your house can run??

hperrin@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I had some par sex.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

How many strokes is par for that hole? Was it on the front or back nine? Which club did you use? Did you clean your ball afterwards? Was it a for some? Mind if I play through?

BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Ha!

EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Are you now banned from the country club?

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Technically a house

cordlesslamp@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y

But ... but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.

rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y

Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com · 26 pts · 1y

Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world's energy problems counts as a shitpost.

Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Troll logic is arguably shitposting?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that's why they're permabanned for not shitposting.

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y

I guess I can stop worrying about the future now. That's a huge relief.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 1y

Quick! File a patent!

Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 1y

Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Your house runs? What are you? Baba Yega?

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The key question; is your refrigerator running?

FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

No, it dropped out.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Where was it going to school, the electoral college?

MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan · 9 pts · 1y

Big energy don't want you to know this!

aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y

If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You live inside a flashlight?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You don't?

aniki@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y

no....

i mean yes

MTK@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.

Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.

Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.

Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)

yamanii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wasn't there a MythBusters episode that actually proved some troll logic worked?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 1y

They did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it's nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.

SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

shalafi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!