Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:
Inbuilt vocalisations, which are randomly selected from a range including petite chirps to loud yowling.
A selection of self-maintenance modes, including licking and claw-sharpening. We recommend that you provide your Kat™ with our complementary Kat-Scratcher™ for optimal sharpening.
Multiple behavioural modes, including our specialised SuperKute™ and LiquidKat™ poses.
We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.
Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.
The set has to be "cat + multiple braincells". They probably specified it's a set because in case of oranges there's only cat until it has it's turn with the singular braincell.
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Australis13@fedia.io · 27 pts · 1y
Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:
We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.
Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.
sxt@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Similar incident
ieatmeat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Love the warning label on the box
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
This says it’s a “set”… I only see one cat.
Better call back and demand they send the full set or else!
Tartufo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
The set has to be "cat + multiple braincells". They probably specified it's a set because in case of oranges there's only cat until it has it's turn with the singular braincell.
urda@lebowski.social · 8 pts · 1y
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You see nothing!
Strawberry@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
if I fits I sits
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Was the package addressed to Abu Dhabi?
ChaosCoati@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
That cat does kind of look like Nermal
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 1y
Bjorks “Hunter” keeps playing louder..