WHITE GUY WITH BEAUTIFUL LONG LOCKS HERE, I USE THE ONE WITH THE HORSE ON IT MFER. CABELLINA. IT'S NOT ACTUALLY CLEAR BASED ON THE LABEL WHETHER OR NOT IT'S ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR USE ON HORSES, IT'S LABELED "MANE, TAIL AND COAT" BUT I BUY IT IN THE HUMAN SHAMPOO SECTION OF WALMART.
BUT I'VE HAD SUCCESS WITH A COUPLE DIFFERENT BRANDS, THE SECRET REALLY IS TO LOOK FOR SEPERATE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER, NEVER GET THAT 2-IN-1 SHIT. AND PERSONALLY I LOOK FOR SULFATE FREE OPTIONS AS THAT WORKS BEST WITH MY HAIR.
ACTUALLY I DON'T USE SHAMPOO OR SOAP. WARM WATER CLEANS SUPER WELL AND DOESN'T KILL YOUR SKINS MICROBIOME. I'LL ONLY USE SOAP IF I GET SOMETHING BAD ON ME LIKE MOTOR OIL OR SOMETHING. MY HAIR IS SUPER NICE NOW.
HEAD AND SHOULDERS 2 IN 1 WITH THE ALMOND EXTRACT, MF'ER. KEEPS MY SCALP MOISTURIZED AND HAS A NICE, LIGHT SMELL OF HEAVY CREAM. OPTIMAL SELF-CARE IS ESSENTIAL, AROOO!
BEEN USING TRESSEME FOR YEARS ANS ITS GREAT. I HAVE LONG VERY THICK HAIR AND ITS OCCASIONALLY SOFT AS SILK WHICH IS WILD IM JUST TOO LAZY TO KEEP DOING IT.
ALSO SOFT HAIR FALLS OUT OF MY HAIR TIES REALLY EASILY AND I END UP WITH IT IN MY FACE.
I'M NOW SORT OF GLAD I ASKED, MAGGOT. BUT FOR REAL THANKS AND SORRY ABOUT THAT MAGGOT THING. I WAS TRYING TO SOUND HARDCORE. WHICH I TOTALLY FUCKING AM.
FR THO ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF THE PACK CANON, MFR. ITS A LAW THATS EXISTED SINCE BEFORE HUMANITY INVENTED TIME. WHEN IN THE PACK, PACK CASE IS THE ONLY CASE THERE IS, MFR.
THANK YOU! MY WIFE LIKES TO BUY ME NICE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER BARS FROM LUSH. I USE THOSE MFERS ONCE A WEEK TO KEEP MY HAIR HEALTHY AND SMELLING NICE.
I ALSO FIGURED OUT RECENTLY THAT DRYING MY HAIR BY SQUEEZING IT WITH A T-SHIRT OR MICROFIBER TOWEL (LOWER FRICTION CLOTH) TO REMOVE MOST OF THE WATER AND THEN LETTING IT AIR DRY THE REST OF THE WAY DRASTICALLY REDUCES FRIZZ.
46 Comments
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
WHITE GUY WITH BEAUTIFUL LONG LOCKS HERE, I USE THE ONE WITH THE HORSE ON IT MFER. CABELLINA. IT'S NOT ACTUALLY CLEAR BASED ON THE LABEL WHETHER OR NOT IT'S ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR USE ON HORSES, IT'S LABELED "MANE, TAIL AND COAT" BUT I BUY IT IN THE HUMAN SHAMPOO SECTION OF WALMART.
BUT I'VE HAD SUCCESS WITH A COUPLE DIFFERENT BRANDS, THE SECRET REALLY IS TO LOOK FOR SEPERATE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER, NEVER GET THAT 2-IN-1 SHIT. AND PERSONALLY I LOOK FOR SULFATE FREE OPTIONS AS THAT WORKS BEST WITH MY HAIR.
GO OUT AND BE BEAUTIFUL MFER I BELIEVE IN YOU
tektite@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
IT'S IN THE HORSE SECTION AT THE FARM STORE SO YES IT IS HORSE SHAMPOO! BUT THE SKELETONS WITH HAIR FOUND OUT THE HORSES' SECRETS AND NOW IT IS YOURS!
I'M SURE IT MAKES YOUR TAIL AND COAT JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR MANE MFR! AROOOOOOO!
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW BROTHER I WAS ALWAYS KIND OF CURIOUS ABOUT THAT
don@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
PANTENE, IT WORKS WELL ENOUGH, MFRS
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
THAT'S A PRETTY METAL NAME FOR A CONDITIONER. RAWK ON!
don@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
HELL YEAH MFR, I THINK SO TO! HAVE A KICKASS DAY!
pigup@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
ACTUALLY I DON'T USE SHAMPOO OR SOAP. WARM WATER CLEANS SUPER WELL AND DOESN'T KILL YOUR SKINS MICROBIOME. I'LL ONLY USE SOAP IF I GET SOMETHING BAD ON ME LIKE MOTOR OIL OR SOMETHING. MY HAIR IS SUPER NICE NOW.
Liz@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
SAME HERE BUDDY. AT MOST I'LL USE A LITTLE BAR SOAP OCCASIONALLY, BUT USUALLY ONLY ONCE A WEEK OR SO, AND EVEN THEN I USE IT SPARINGLY.
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 9 pts · 1y
HEAD AND SHOULDERS 2 IN 1 WITH THE ALMOND EXTRACT, MF'ER. KEEPS MY SCALP MOISTURIZED AND HAS A NICE, LIGHT SMELL OF HEAVY CREAM. OPTIMAL SELF-CARE IS ESSENTIAL, AROOO!
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
THAT SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL, IM GLAD UR TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF YOU CHARMING MFR!
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 5 pts · 1y
YOU'RE NOT TOO SHABBY YOURSELF, MF'ER! GAME RECOGNIZES GAME.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
Head and Shoulders is what Jeffery Dahmer's showered with.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
OUTSIDE VOICE MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP AND LET THAT DAWG OUT
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT AROOO AROOO AROOO
LIKE THAT?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
ATTABOY CRANK THAT FUCKING HOG
dexa_scantron@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
WEIRD SHIT I GOT ON ETSY CALLED "MAMMA JEAN'S HAIR JUICE" OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I DON'T REMEMBER, LET ME PULL UP THE APP AND CHECK
dexa_scantron@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
JAKAELA'S FLAXSEED HAIR JUICE
can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
SOME COCONUT MILK ONE MY GF STOPPED USIING THANKS FOR NOTICING
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I LOVE COCONUT SCENT, I BET THAT SMELLS AMAZING
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT
Linnce@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
TRESSEMÉ. THEY STOPPED MAKING THE COCONUT ONE, MY HAIR WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
BEEN USING TRESSEME FOR YEARS ANS ITS GREAT. I HAVE LONG VERY THICK HAIR AND ITS OCCASIONALLY SOFT AS SILK WHICH IS WILD IM JUST TOO LAZY TO KEEP DOING IT.
ALSO SOFT HAIR FALLS OUT OF MY HAIR TIES REALLY EASILY AND I END UP WITH IT IN MY FACE.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I ALSO USE TRESSEME I RECCOMEND GETTING A PUMP FOR YOUR BOTTLES SO YOU DONT HAVE TO PICK THEM UP IN THE SHOWER
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I ALSO CAN'T HELP BUT NOTICE UR NAME IS THE ANTITHESIS OF MINE.
I HOPE THAT PHILOSOPHY TREATS YOU WELL, DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH AROOOOOOOOOO!!!
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
THESE WHOLSOME COMMENTS ARE WHY I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH
crawancon@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
WHY ARE WE YELLING THOUGH
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
THIS HOW WE DO THINGS ROUND HERE ARROOOOO
crawancon@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
OKAY
THANK FUCKING YOU FOR THAT INSIGHT.
I'M NOW SORT OF GLAD I ASKED, MAGGOT. BUT FOR REAL THANKS AND SORRY ABOUT THAT MAGGOT THING. I WAS TRYING TO SOUND HARDCORE. WHICH I TOTALLY FUCKING AM.
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
RESPECT FOR OTHERS IS THE REAL HARDCORE TUDE 💪💪💪💪💪💪
DON'T LET ANY FAKE ASS MFRS TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT
don@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
FR THO ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF THE PACK CANON, MFR. ITS A LAW THATS EXISTED SINCE BEFORE HUMANITY INVENTED TIME. WHEN IN THE PACK, PACK CASE IS THE ONLY CASE THERE IS, MFR.
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
ALOE BASED HAIR PRODUCTS. WASH ONCE A WEEK AND GET COMPLIMENTED DAILY.
CURRENTLY USING L'BRI
ValenThyme@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
COCONUT CURLS MOTHA FUCKAAAAS!!!!!
the_radness@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
THANK YOU! MY WIFE LIKES TO BUY ME NICE SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER BARS FROM LUSH. I USE THOSE MFERS ONCE A WEEK TO KEEP MY HAIR HEALTHY AND SMELLING NICE.
ajfunk327@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
THANKS I MADE IT MYSELF IT HAS JOJOBA OIL IN IT
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
I have about as much hair as you do, if the photo is still accurate
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL, BABY! IM SURE YOU WEAR IT WELL!
Moghul@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Aussie Miracle Moist
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
THAT SOUNDS MOIST AF.
NICE!
papalonian@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
REALLY? IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANYTHING TO ME. CAN'T HEAR A WORD THEY'RE SAYING THROUGH ALL MY LUSCIOUS HAIR AND MY ROARIN' HOG!
Moghul@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
HELL YEAH
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
MY HAIR IS SUPER FRIZZY UNTIL A THIRD PRODUCT IS USED TO TAME IT, CHECK YOUR HAIR TYPE AND LOOK FOR PRODUCTS MADE SPECIFICALLY FOR IT.
LookBehindYouNowAndThen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
MINE IS THE SAME WAY!
I ALSO FIGURED OUT RECENTLY THAT DRYING MY HAIR BY SQUEEZING IT WITH A T-SHIRT OR MICROFIBER TOWEL (LOWER FRICTION CLOTH) TO REMOVE MOST OF THE WATER AND THEN LETTING IT AIR DRY THE REST OF THE WAY DRASTICALLY REDUCES FRIZZ.
HELL YEAH 🤘
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT, THANK YOU.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Lenny.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
NEXXUS HYDRALIGHT SOMETHING. IT’S REALLY OVERPRICED BUT NOT TOO BAD IF YOU BUY IN BULK. IT MAKES MY HAIR SMELL GOOD AND FEEL SOFT.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
quit using shampoo
get a no wax high protein conditioner expensive or cheap no matter
that is all you need; put conditioner on; scrub hair, comb out, rinse thoroughly; done.
give it two weeks and you will never use shampoo again