Sources Allege Tim Walz’s ‘Aw, Shucks’ Persona Merely Facade Concealing True ‘Gee Whiz’ Tendencies

The unmitigated gal:

“When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the Harris-Walz campaign denied the governor had ever lost his temper and told anyone to hold their horses.”

I knew it!

Gosh golly my feathers are ruffled.

"I've said "jiminy jillikers" so many times the words have lost all meaning!" - Tim Walz

As long as there's not an "Aw geez" persona

Now that's the sort of fake news I want to be seeing :-)

He may have fooled the rest of the country with his finely tuned ‘Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat!’ act, but ‘Holy buckets!’ is who he really is.

Dammit, I actually say "Holy buckets" all the time. Years of parenting has engrained it into me.

Well I'll be gosh darned.
Yer darned tootin'!

Schlimazel v Schlemiel oh my