Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.
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superkret@feddit.org · 143 pts · 1y
Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.
yokonzo@lemmy.world · 116 pts · 1y
That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 102 pts · 1y
Shut up, Meg
superkret@feddit.org · 60 pts · 1y
Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.
PaellaVacuum@reddeet.com · 18 pts · 1y
So you own a psychologist?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y
I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.
Fosheze@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
But is he alive or dead in that box?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Exactly.
moriquende@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
yes, and also he is the armchair
ameancow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
tilefan@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 1y
shut up, Brian
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 1y
Or he could just really like family guy
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 96 pts · 1y
Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER
PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can't oppress me!
etc.
JameUwU@lemmy.ml · 56 pts · 1y
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Counterpoint, autocorrect
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Lois is a real word
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah but it's autocorrect
RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It would be more believable if he was talking about the Cleveland Show.
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 55 pts · 1y
8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 48 hours of Family Guy
spacecadet@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 1y
Yes
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
It's not that good a show. There's definitely something wrong with you.
abcd@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y
I think anon never heard about the bird
BlackPenguins@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Is the word about a certain avian variety?
abcd@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y
Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…
ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
Heard what?
abcd@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...
Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat to fade]
son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The bird is greater than or equal to the word.