Anon is obsessed with Family Guy

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26 Comments

superkret@feddit.org · 143 pts · 1y (11 replies)

Anon has undiagnosed obsessive-compulsive behavior triggered by family trauma. Family guy sates his longing for a functional family where people talk to each other about what's bothering them, and an albeit formulaic structure, which he is missing in his real life.

yokonzo@lemmy.world · 116 pts · 1y (8 replies)

That's a very convenient diagnosis, but this is still armchair psychology

KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 102 pts · 1y

Shut up, Meg

superkret@feddit.org · 60 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Jokes on you, I don't even own an armchair.

PaellaVacuum@reddeet.com · 18 pts · 1y (4 replies)

So you own a psychologist?

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I keep him in a box, if that’s what you’re asking.

Fosheze@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

But is he alive or dead in that box?

WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

Exactly.

moriquende@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

yes, and also he is the armchair

ameancow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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tilefan@lemm.ee · 37 pts · 1y

shut up, Brian

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 1y

Or he could just really like family guy

BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 96 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y

CUT TO PETER AND HIS FATHER

PETER (screaming and fighting his father) You can't oppress me!

etc.

JameUwU@lemmy.ml · 56 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Counterpoint, autocorrect

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lois is a real word

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Yeah but it's autocorrect

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

It would be more believable if he was talking about the Cleveland Show.

antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 55 pts · 1y

8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 48 hours of Family Guy

spacecadet@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 1y

is something wrong with me?

Yes

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y

It's not that good a show. There's definitely something wrong with you.

abcd@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I think anon never heard about the bird

BlackPenguins@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Is the word about a certain avian variety?

abcd@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard…

ElmarsonTheThird@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Heard what?

abcd@feddit.org · 11 pts · 1y

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird

Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody's talking about the bird!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird

Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom

Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow

Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow

Well don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!

A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

[repeat to fade]

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

The bird is greater than or equal to the word.