*May contain bones
*Made in a facility that processes boned babies.
Made in a facility staffed by boned babies.
boned babies
wow
Only in Ohio.
For those unaware, the context is that the Ohio Supreme Court once ruled that boneless wings can have bones .
*in ohio
Now with 50% less arsenic!
Fuckin enshitification at it again!
B O N E L E S S
It's not even virgin baby oil. Who wants oil from non virgin babies?
how do i delete this
d i c k h e a d
name one baby oil that got a bone in it
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
Just like sharks.
I prefer the bone version. It hold onto more flavour. Hopefully this year’s baby hunt is bountiful.
I like the texture of the cartilaginous baby bones. Gives a nice snap
De-boned... for your pleasure.
By someone who has the title of Baby Boner
T-t-that's de-boner, (like) there's a difference you know!
Edit: something something something, we'll just call them a "pedo" for short:-).
If olive oil is made out of olives, what do these monsters do to make baby oil?
Extra virgin baby oil
first pressed from only the finest of boneless babies
And gluten free
*made from asbestos
ugh everyone knows that babies don't always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product
26 Comments
SnugZebras@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 1y
*May contain bones
einlander@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
*Made in a facility that processes boned babies.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1y
Made in a facility staffed by boned babies.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
wow
Leeks@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Only in Ohio.
PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 1y
For those unaware, the context is that the Ohio Supreme Court once ruled that boneless wings can have bones .
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
*in ohio
owenfromcanada@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Now with 50% less arsenic!
dumbass@leminal.space · 7 pts · 1y
Fuckin enshitification at it again!
RangerJosie@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
B O N E L E S S
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 1y
It's not even virgin baby oil. Who wants oil from non virgin babies?
pyre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
how do i delete this
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 7 pts · 1y
d i c k h e a dname one baby oil that got a bone in it
janus2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
them motherfuckers down the street got 🅱️ones in they shit!
finley@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
thesporkeffect@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Just like sharks.
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I prefer the bone version. It hold onto more flavour. Hopefully this year’s baby hunt is bountiful.
finley@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 1y
I like the texture of the cartilaginous baby bones. Gives a nice snap
OpenStars@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y
De-boned... for your pleasure.
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
By someone who has the title of Baby Boner
OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y
T-t-that's de-boner, (like) there's a difference you know!
Edit: something something something, we'll just call them a "pedo" for short:-).
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
If olive oil is made out of olives, what do these monsters do to make baby oil?
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Extra virgin baby oil
shoulderoforion@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
first pressed from only the finest of boneless babies
Kintarian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
And gluten free
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
*made from asbestos
janus2@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
ugh everyone knows that babies don't always contain asbestos, just a lot of geological baby deposits are adjacent to asbestos and it contaminates the mined product