New app allows you to track the number of fucks you have given over time

https://github.com/Crazy-Marvin/FucksGiven

Fucks Given lets you keep track of the things that made you care. Whenever something happens that you needlessly concern yourself with, jot it down with a tap. The app creates a chart of how many fucks you’ve given, so you can work to give none.

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FiskFisk33@startrek.website · 72 pts · 1y

BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y (5 replies)

It seems to me, that stopping my day to write down that some guy was rude for 3 seconds seems like I give an immense amount of fucks

nehal3m@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If it was enough for you to write down then it’s enough to work on not giving a fuck about

Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Yeah, I guess that's the point: if you see a pattern of giving a fuck about something minor, it can become easier to work on not giving a fuck about it. Sometimes not giving a fuck can take fucks.

Swampman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It's not about noting down that something happened, it's about noting down that you cared about that thing happening. You don't note things down you don't care about.

BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So it s a journal of you actually giving a fuck about things? Why? Isn’t the point to not give any fucks?

Swampman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

The first step to solving a problem is to identify the problem. Then you spend 6-18 months gathering data to make very sexy graphs for your slideshows letting you document the gradual decrease in fucks given.

Zier@fedia.io · 26 pts · 1y

I've given so few fucks, the app refuses to install.

kionite231@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It could just be a note taking app and nothing would change.

reinei@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

So you are basically trying to humblebrag to everyone here that you already achieved a fucks-given-count of 0 for this app?

Impressive, if not a little underhanded. But still very impressive!

metaStatic@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 1y

could be literally any app I never open

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The existence of a Fucks Given app implies the existence of a Fucks Taken app.

Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The law of conservation of fucks: a fuck given means a fuck taken since fucks cannot be created nor destroyed. Basic fuck physics.

Dremor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

An unstoppable fuck colliding with an unmovable fuck.

delirious_owl@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

I believe that was the cause of the last ice age

mwalimu@baraza.africa · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A classic!

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mine isn't just barren. I've tilled it with salt.

mwalimu@baraza.africa · 2 pts · 1y

No fucking roots shall hold.

xelar@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

related

dingdongitsabear@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
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lauha@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Enough of a fuck was given to make a whole app

Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

The true "no fucks given" app is the one that only existed as a thought for half a second before being shrugged back off into the void.

geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

This app is not for me because

cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If you are the creator, the dark mode is kind of not pleasing, have white text fields.

ElPussyKangaroo@lemdro.id · 1 pts · 1y

They probably don't give a fuck. As the app shows. Lol.

unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Reminds me of Tom Scott's Emojli

jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
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mnmalst@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And here is the official theme music of the app: https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

HumanPenguin@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y

Wow someone have enouth fuck about the fuck I gove. To write an app to monitor it.

Pity I dont give enouth fucks to install it.

hylobates@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 1y

Jokes on them, haven't given a single one!