take me the fuck back
To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?
yep. fuck it.
okay
Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.
enjoy
https://web.archive.org/web/20090821165233/http://geocities.com/Hollywood/Film/6451/
you beat me to the punch
This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.
Popup:
I don't know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.
One example of explicitly learning why you don't click on something when it says click here.
This looks way shittier than I remember it.
How did they manage to center the text???
Its not vertically centered, so probably with
<center></center>
Tables and/or spacer gifs.
It was easy before CSS
Now this is the real internet funeral
I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.
00:44
When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.
Os-tan!
Dear god... no...
Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.
Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain
Here's a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor
my entire body is a cheese receptor
Waccawaccawaccawacca
Didn't they make a game about that receptor?
Cheddar is the opiate of the masses
Wow
33 Comments
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 1y
take me the fuck back
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
yep. fuck it.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
okay
cheddar@programming.dev · 30 pts · 1y
Not a javascript in sight. Just people enjoying their internet. And cheese.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
enjoy
atocci@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
https://web.archive.org/web/20090821165233/http://geocities.com/Hollywood/Film/6451/
RedStrider@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
you beat me to the punch
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 1y
This is the ideal web design. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.
j4k3@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
Popup:
kurwa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I don't know why but I made it my new lock screen, thanks.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
One example of explicitly learning why you don't click on something when it says click here.
willya@lemmyf.uk · 4 pts · 1y
This looks way shittier than I remember it.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y
How did they manage to center the text???
gazab@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
grandel@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y
Its not vertically centered, so probably with
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Tables and/or spacer gifs.
oldfart@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
It was easy before CSS
silverchase@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y
Now this is the real internet funeral
Swarfega@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
I kinda miss the animated logos you would see in Netscape and Internet Explorer.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
00:44
When it was still possible to find the ends of the internet before 1 AM.
Toes@ani.social · 8 pts · 1y
einlander@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Os-tan!
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
Dear god... no...
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Cheese actually contains a low dose opiate analog.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y
Here's a model recreation of the cheese molecule entering the cheese receptor
Shlocktroffit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
my entire body is a cheese receptor
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Waccawaccawaccawacca
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Didn't they make a game about that receptor?
Shlocktroffit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Cheddar is the opiate of the masses
turbowafflz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Wow