c/nottheonion · by bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works · 3yExperts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast103 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
pntha@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y
i’m not excited for the cocaine animals cinematic universe
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y
I'm looking forward to this Cocaine Bear sequel.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
Here’s a review my friend sent me…
ndguardian@lemmy.studio · 3 pts · 3y
I was thinking a Cocaine Bear/Sharknado crossover.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Here’s a review my friend sent me…
humancrayon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Cocainenado. A giant tornado fueled by cocaine rips through towns and cities, leaving every living thing a fiending monster.
Alternate name: Blownado
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 1 pts · 3y
Before that, we gonna have Cocaine Dog
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
B-Movie in 3, 2, 1...
yak@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
At least they'll be too busy talking about themselves to eat you, not that they'll be hungry anyway.
calebcharles@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 3y
Somebody get Ian Ziering’s agent.
Stuka@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Next sharknado hook just leaked
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Is cocaine a hallucinogen now?
ndguardian@lemmy.studio · 2 pts · 3y
Theoretically it could be for sharks, given their brains are significantly different from ours. I’d find it doubtful though. Only way we could find out for sure is testing.
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Rather you than me. Sharks are scary enough without cocaine.
ndguardian@lemmy.studio · 2 pts · 3y
Challenge accepted. Now I just need sharks. And cocaine.
TWeaK@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Scratch that, just the cocaine.