I will absolutely not bitch about the cold. I spend every day above 70 F wishing it were the dead of winter. I spend every day of winter in pure bliss because I'm not just permanently uncomfortable.
You can mitigate the cold in a plethora of ways. Layers, blankets, central heating, radiators, fire, cuddling. The heat will make me miserable all the time and the best I can do is temporary relief by a cold shower.
On a subzero winter day I'm having the time of my life in the morning walking to a local bakery for some donuts to bring home. No way I'm doing that in summer, I'd be absolutely drenched in sweat when I got home.
The only thing high temps have going for them is a long growing season for the garden and being able to swim.
Since I can't ever find the time to hit the lake or rivers anymore, I'd be perfectly happy with a green house and becoming more efficient with my planting schedule.
Plus, in the winter I get to wear scarves and jackets with extra pockets. Extra pockets are nice.
I will bitch about heat.,
I will bitch about cold.
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old.
I will bitch about everything,
inside and out. And if there is nothing,
Well I'll bitch about that.
16 Comments
EABOD25@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 1y
This is art
doctordevice@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 1y
I will absolutely not bitch about the cold. I spend every day above 70 F wishing it were the dead of winter. I spend every day of winter in pure bliss because I'm not just permanently uncomfortable.
You can mitigate the cold in a plethora of ways. Layers, blankets, central heating, radiators, fire, cuddling. The heat will make me miserable all the time and the best I can do is temporary relief by a cold shower.
On a subzero winter day I'm having the time of my life in the morning walking to a local bakery for some donuts to bring home. No way I'm doing that in summer, I'd be absolutely drenched in sweat when I got home.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 1y
The only thing high temps have going for them is a long growing season for the garden and being able to swim.
Since I can't ever find the time to hit the lake or rivers anymore, I'd be perfectly happy with a green house and becoming more efficient with my planting schedule.
Plus, in the winter I get to wear scarves and jackets with extra pockets. Extra pockets are nice.
Psythik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
LOL what? I live in a place with high temps; you can't grow shit here other than cacti and some bushes... Because of the high temps.
Or by "high temps", do you mean temperatures in the 80s (27-32°C)? That's November weather here.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
High temps as in sub 90 degrees F, yeah. Not desert hot. Haha
amstafff@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Why would you ever bitch about cold? Just put on some clothes mate.
d00ery@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I will bitch about heat.,
I will bitch about cold.
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old.
I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
And if there is nothing,
Well I'll bitch about that.
Very good, I had a go at an alternate ending.
roguetrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I'll bitch about rhyming,
But not about the meter.
Because you broke the first,
And the second was meager.
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I love the cold. I wish I lived someplace cold. I can't stand the heat, and I don't particularly care for warm weather either.
Contort3860@links.hackliberty.org · 2 pts · 1y
I agree. But, as I've gotten older I've realised that the cold gets slightly less fun. Still, fuck the heat.
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
As long as it's only slightly it shouldn't be that bad.
dumbass@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y
If I'm not bitching, I'm dead.
mo_lave@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1y
Skarbrand hates going outside! And going inside!
Skarbrand shall stay in the doorframe. He hates it slightly less.
callouscomic@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Speaking of weather. Everyone thinks their hometown is unique.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
This is honestly beautiful
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Some people do be constantly complaining