c/funny · by icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 2yIt doesn't mind waiting for you to finish 129 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
Better than the inpatient toilets with the sensor that flushes the moment you lift your butt. I did not ask for Poseidon's wind Willy!
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
It's supposed to be better to close the lid, before flushing.
I saw a video somewhere picturing the fecal mist that gets sprayed upwards, if the lid stays open when flushing. It convinced me.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
I thought it would be forced out between the gaps at an even higher rate of speed, so it was somewhat lose-lose.
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Fecal Mist, the new fragrance for him, by Dior.
9point6@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Why did it need the picture? 😂
icerunner_origin@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
In the same cubicle is an angry, impatient toilet. It has a goatee.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
A toilet from the Mirror Universe.
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Does it still get angry if I suck my turd back in at the last minute. I think nobody just hasn't tested it's resolve.