c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1yCuttlefish 395 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
spinne@sh.itjust.works · 79 pts · 1y
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." -- rando convenience store customer in Clerks, 1994
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
How is that not a porn fetish yet
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 1y
Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.
Fleur_@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
RFK probably.
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
I guess this is like #7 or so on the “Jobs that cause ejaculation” list?
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 18 pts · 1y
#1: Mortician
Fleur_@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I love your job too
Xephonian@retrolemmy.com · 3 pts · 1y
Dr. Dugong?