Moist, adorable, violent and living the life.

it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Baby amphibious tank

I fucking love hippos because they're cute as fuck but that jaw will crush your skull like it's candy.

Assuming you stick your head in it's mouth. Which someone out there is probably stupid enough to do.

That mouth looks soft…

heh moist

NOM!

Yeah an infestation of house hippos can be a real problem!

So demure

Looks like what happens when a house hippo grows up.

Moo Deng is an international treasure.

Quick, someone pay a voice actor to voice this meme!