"adult toy smiling whale"
Yeah, suspiciously large fin.
Oh lawd he comin’
You can’t convince me that that’s not an Orca.
Orcas have always been friends to humans that do not own yachts.
Indeed, according to anthropologist Robert L. Hoover, “the killer whale [orca] was regarded by the Chumash as a benevolent creature which drove schools of porpoises and whales ashore where they could be utilized by man.”
No wonder they called killer whales. They trying to end the entire planet.
"Saruman the White has ever been our friend and ally" Get away from that computer, killer whale!
But ye, fuck yachts
the allies of the Chumash are slow to action but their loyalty and their memory is unquestionable
Hmm, "1200-600 CE"?
https://samblog.seattleartmuseum.org/2018/08/whale-effigy-charm/
Looks like it should be 1200-1600 CE (or AD).
Oh no, nobody tell Nintendo about this. They'll be sharpening their copyrights and salivating over patents.
I can't believe that took 600 years to carve
He looks like he belongs in Dragon Quest
Looks like a Pokemon
Guess Nintendo's going to have to sue Akira Toriyama's estate, then.
It looks like a fun chair.
It's funny how only the sex toys have survived this long
It's beautiful but the neat part is he's smiling
If it squeaks when you squeeze it i’mma freak out
Careful with the drugs.
Maybe whales looked different back then.
Archaeologists be like: "It was likely used for ritualistic purposes"
That whale has seen some things
Vaginas, probably
It's so happy to be here
25 Comments
Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com · 67 pts · 1y
"adult toy smiling whale"
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Yeah, suspiciously large fin.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 6 pts · 1y
Oh lawd he comin’
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y
You can’t convince me that that’s not an Orca.
Orcas have always been friends to humans that do not own yachts.
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 1y
Indeed, according to anthropologist Robert L. Hoover, “the killer whale [orca] was regarded by the Chumash as a benevolent creature which drove schools of porpoises and whales ashore where they could be utilized by man.”
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
No wonder they called killer whales. They trying to end the entire planet.
MelastSB@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
"Saruman the White has ever been our friend and ally" Get away from that computer, killer whale!
But ye, fuck yachts
match@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y
the allies of the Chumash are slow to action but their loyalty and their memory is unquestionable
antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 62 pts · 1y
Hmm, "1200-600 CE"?
https://samblog.seattleartmuseum.org/2018/08/whale-effigy-charm/
Looks like it should be 1200-1600 CE (or AD).
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Oh no, nobody tell Nintendo about this. They'll be sharpening their copyrights and salivating over patents.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
I can't believe that took 600 years to carve
Cadeillac@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
He looks like he belongs in Dragon Quest
rustydomino@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Looks like a Pokemon
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Guess Nintendo's going to have to sue Akira Toriyama's estate, then.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
It looks like a fun chair.
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y
It's funny how only the sex toys have survived this long
VubDapple@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
It's beautiful but the neat part is he's smiling
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
If it squeaks when you squeeze it i’mma freak out
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Careful with the drugs.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 1y
Maybe whales looked different back then.
superkret@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
Archaeologists be like: "It was likely used for ritualistic purposes"
kingkut@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
That whale has seen some things
superkret@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Vaginas, probably
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
It's so happy to be here