While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I'd have to go with B so the tie doesn't get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.
Yeah, A would work fine if it was shorter, but dragging on the floor doesn't work. C still offers the color contrast of red tie against the black chitin, which looks smart on him.
Ties are worn around the base of the neck, and the neck is the flexible thin part that connects the head. I see position A as being well below the flex point, which would be like wearing the tie low on the shoulders. That's why I would prefer it at the bottom end of the joint, position C. One could reasonably argue that anything above where the body narrows down towards the neck is part of the neck, in which case A would also make sense.
Semantics on where a neck starts aside, position B is clearly at the top of the neck and is therefore just nonsense not even worth considering.
Also position C lets the tie hang neatly down the front of the body as it should, rather than dragging the ground or dangling loosely in midair.
36 Comments
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 125 pts · 1y
A
We wear ties at the base of our necks not the base of our heads
mosiacmango@lemm.ee · 52 pts · 1y
Yes fellow human. That is what we do. Just normal people things.
poinck@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Remember: They are nervous. B is more likely. ^^
Jakylla@sh.itjust.works · 108 pts · 1y
Missed opportunity:
THE_STORM_BLADE@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
B is more true to life.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Two bears fighting
GBU_28@lemm.ee · 63 pts · 1y
A tie is worn at the bottom of the neck.
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
well is it supposed to go there or does everyone put it there because gravity forces us to
dumbass@leminal.space · 13 pts · 1y
Wearing a tie higher on your neck moves you into the kink zone.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
i wear mine as a nose piercing
wewbull@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
It hangs over the shirt to protect the more expensive shirt.
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 30 pts · 1y
While my first instinct was A, that leaves the tie dragging along the ground, so for a long tie I'd have to go with B so the tie doesn't get all dirty. Best of both worlds work be a bow tie in position A.
Synthuir@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
Clearly needs a tie clip!
leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
A is definitely the lesser of two weevils.
leds@feddit.dk · 26 pts · 1y
C! at that middle joint? thing
testo12@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 1y
Yeah, A would work fine if it was shorter, but dragging on the floor doesn't work. C still offers the color contrast of red tie against the black chitin, which looks smart on him.
EpeeGnome@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Ties are worn around the base of the neck, and the neck is the flexible thin part that connects the head. I see position A as being well below the flex point, which would be like wearing the tie low on the shoulders. That's why I would prefer it at the bottom end of the joint, position C. One could reasonably argue that anything above where the body narrows down towards the neck is part of the neck, in which case A would also make sense.
Semantics on where a neck starts aside, position B is clearly at the top of the neck and is therefore just nonsense not even worth considering.
Also position C lets the tie hang neatly down the front of the body as it should, rather than dragging the ground or dangling loosely in midair.
weariedfae@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I agree
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 21 pts · 1y
I feel like they'd wear a bow tie because neither of these options looks professional.
walden@sub.wetshaving.social · 15 pts · 1y
A
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 1y
B looks v profesh if he stands up straight and speaks with diction
dhtseany@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
He'd have to show good posture to show he's an upright kinda guy.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Also he can swing that shit to pull mad bitches
SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
My mom taught me growing up that you can never be too professional. Going by that advice, I think A & B at the same time is the clear answer.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Bow tie at the top, neck tie at the bottom.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Asking for a friend?
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
This is exactly the kind of silly shit I come here for. Bravo!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
At the bend of the second neck, it’s in between both options so it is the most politically correct.
Blackout@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
B but it has to be longer. The more elegant the dongle the more attractive he is to HR
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
A
TriflingToad@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
WEEVIL SEEN. MUST SHILL WEEVILTIME. !weeviltime@sh.itjust.works
HarbingerOfTomb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
B, but with a tie clip! He's no philistine.
madjo@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Nah it shows real tenacity and grit with a real selftied tie, as a weevil doesn't have opposable thumbs. So it takes real skill to tie the tie.
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
They wouldn't wear a leash because they aren't a dog.
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
a tie sits on the shoulders so the tie of a Giraffe Weevil would need to sit much lower than is illustrated.
angrystego@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Some say A, some say B, I guess it's a tie.