c/microblogmemes · by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1y

Suffocation, no breathing.

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16 Comments

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 1y

*pulls out guitar

This is Ground Control to Major Tom

puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y (1 reply)

John: *eats bread with mayo*
Jesus: *blushes*

OpenStars@discuss.online · 10 pts · 1y

John, the disciple whom Jesus loved...

solsangraal@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1y (7 replies)

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Nougat@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

tl;dr: Catholic canon says that the cracker and wine literally become the actual flesh and blood of Jesus when they are "consecrated" (whatever the hell that means).

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Actual cannibal.

ptolemy@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 1y

Shia LaBeouf

deus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

This is metal as hell.

AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's even more bonkers that if you puke after communion, it un-tra substantiates and turns back into normal bread and wine. This is why we can never observe the magic.

fsxylo@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Truly mysterious.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

That happens in all Christian churches really, not just the Catlicks.

ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Every time i think of this song I'm reminded how funny it was to me to hear the radio edited version of this song which removed all references to suicide which if you recall the song was most of it.

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sooo... It was just the instrumental version?

ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

Lol pretty much. Let me see if i can remember how it went: