c/microblogmemes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1yMicrowave 644 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 55 pts · 1y
Microwave: ahhhh baby all done Food: I’m not even warm yet….
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Food still has ice on it, plate gives you 2nd degree burns.
HypnoticSheep@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
If your microwave has the option, set it to power level 6 (or 60%) and up the time by 1.5-2x. No more blisteringly hot plates with ice puck food on top!
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Have you got a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Air Fryer?
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 19 pts · 1y
Heretic! Air Fryers are just mini convection ovens invented by the devil!
You can't even see inside them!
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That’s Fryer Tuck.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 1y
jaybone@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Is that Jeff Bezos?
Valmond@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
It's Legolas
jaybone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
But who’s the girl in the background?
Breezy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Kristen Stewart i think.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
So raw it's still on the cluck.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
For some reason this bothers me
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 28 pts · 1y
@MicroWave@lemmy.world pls confirm
MicroWave@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 1y
You can also deny it finishing by stopping at the 1s mark on the timer :)
GiveOver@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 1y
Whenever I use the pullout method, it spends the rest of the day making noises and flashing me. Trying to tempt me back.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
That's what SSRIs do.
I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Two minutes if you don't know what you're doing - you'll be hot on the outside but still cold within.
Gotta take your time, reduce your power, give that warmth time to propagate within.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Unless it's bacon, where I think 2 minutes might be enough to turn it into pure plasma with how much it's popping and exploding by 10 seconds.
burgersc12@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 1y
Oven: 5 more minutes, just like that!
Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ding
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Yeah but the microwave makes it all soggy and limp.
Mac@mander.xyz · 19 pts · 1y
that's just a sign it's been fully utilized
NickwithaC@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Air fryer is the best of both worlds.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I love being able to both skip the preheat time and reduce the cooking time by 25% on top of it in my convection toaster oven/air fryer.
Just sucks that they gave it a shit UI that makes me miss the analog controls of my previous toaster oven.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Toaster: I'll let you know when I'm done
jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Smoke Detector: 🤔
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
bip
Rade0nfighter@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
My new oven is so energy efficient it takes 20 mins to warm up before cooking a pizza for ten minutes.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
Also, oven: frozen pizza right on the grate.
Microwave: you put that shit on a plate and a paper napkin on top of it, don't want all the other food inside the microwave touching your food