c/lemmyshitpost · by prettydarknwild@lemmy.world · 1y

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617 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world

30 Comments

AGD4@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 1y (18 replies)

So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I'm learning about it?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Hey, it's better than the maggoty coconut..

Agent641@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 1y

Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y (7 replies)

I did not need that reminder in my life.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Sigh... Ruin my brain, please. I don't know this one.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva/

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y

I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

I'll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that Simon Pegg?

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y

Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Ah, yes! The coco nut

Omgarm@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I mean, who hasn't at this point?

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I haven't yet! So how was it?

Mac@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Listen, you don't have to pretend here. This is a safe space.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 1y

Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn't necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Oh fine. I didn't return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn't either.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

https://youtu.be/lvXL_gZzabA

AGD4@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.

4oreman@lemy.lol · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Oh, this is the JD Vance thing.

chetradley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Hoss, we're in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 30 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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jaybone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Lisa needs braces.

loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

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over_clox@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This could have easily worked with 'Homie, we're in a Wendy's restroom', but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it's all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it's own "ew" factor, some worse than others.

A: I want to grow up to topple the proletariat!

B: Bro, we're in a coconut.

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

marginally better than a sock

collapse_already@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

At least it isn't a couch at Ashley's.

Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.

BetaDoggo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

We're Costco guys