It's a me. FBI open up.

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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 111 pts · 1y (9 replies)

You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

metaStatic@kbin.earth · 40 pts · 1y (8 replies)

you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?

Zangoose@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

marcos@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Wow, really strong "only terrorists use encryption" vibes.

Lev_Astov@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

The great thing is, if everyone's on the list, no one is!

Wogi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
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OpenStars@discuss.online · 9 pts · 1y

Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y

I’m from the fed. We just put everyone on the list pre-emptively. It’s a big list, and you’re all on it!

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 1y

How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y (11 replies)

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

nexguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (4 replies)

It's a me a mandatory death sentence

samus12345@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y (3 replies)

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

This comment might actually get a DMCA

samus12345@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

"I decide-a what's-a fair use! Woo-hoo!"

Wogi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.

BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y

Joke's on them, I don't like my family!

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y

So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

huquad@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I'll be careful.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 26 pts · 1y (6 replies)

"You wouldn't lend a baby."

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y

The babies yearn for the mines

ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law

Wogi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal

Wogi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

This season of Maury is gonna be lit

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 24 pts · 1y (8 replies)

This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

swab148@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

slampisko@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

do a barrel roll

Klear@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

🙂~🙃~🙂

yikerman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Press Z or R twice

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

How did this remind you of that?

Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Starfox is the game that had the 'do a barrel roll' saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 1y

Ahh I didn't know that's what it's from!

That's cool, thanks!

SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Try zerg rush

Miphera@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (4 replies)

GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

taiyang@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife

yikerman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

yikerman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I still like sf64 more

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

mp3@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Stop right there, criminal scum!

SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Awesomo85@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 7 pts · 1y

Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

Suavevillain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

intensely_human@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y

However their static Star Fox series is great

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Too much dIvErSiTy, doesn't feature the mandated minimum of 92% white cis christian males featured only in a positive light.

Big fat /s folks...

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah I guess Kystal being a woman and Falco having a Brooklyn accent would be too much for some people.