Unforgivable dark magic

498 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world

17 Comments

Brownboy13@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'll counter with random intermittent connection loss.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

For real.

Consistently slow? Sucks, but I can deal with it.

Intermittent connection? Guess it's time for a break.

nandi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

This is my life currently. It feels good to know people out there empathize with me

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Respond with Ethernet Connection Shield!

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I cast dialup.

Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 1y

Mom get off the phone, I'm pondering the orb!!

fishos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Lol that's how I cast Annoyingly Slow Wifi in the first place. If I don't limit my download rates, I easily throttle the connection due to wired preference.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I cast piss with boner

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I counter with wet fart

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I counter with cat5e

fishos@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Cat8 here. Do I necessarily need that much? Probably not. But is my cable a bottleneck? Hell no.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Dude, fuck you

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

I cast ping 1000ms

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Gaah, it doesn't even load the page fully! So annoying!

ArcaneGadget@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · -1 pts · 1y

Forgot the SI

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

I cast annoyingly slow driver.