Appreciate it. Thankfully, the thought of having to tell my friends I'm leaving them is what snaps me out of doing it. That and my executive dysfunction making it hard to bring myself to buy a gun.
It's like Mr. Burns, having every disease and problematic condition in the world plus some new ones, all counteracting each others' ailments, except he's got money and I'm a wage slave lol
My little house is cozy. The world is full of assholes, insects, and pollution. My little mind control device has a connection to millions of people all over the world. It's full endless imagery, naked women, and fart jokes.
If only I could get my fireplace going I'd curl up in a ball and die happy.
I recently visited Yellowstone National Park for the first time. As the largest park in the continental US, I felt like I could live in the backcountry for the rest of my life, just soaking in the natural beauty.
Unfortunately society refuses to collapse, so I'm stuck trying to find a job that will pay the bills I accrue just keeping food in my dog's belly and a roof over our heads.
I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!
And they've brought it into your home, so you can see and experience and reach out to it from wherever you may be and whatever abilities you have. Rejoice
It IS a big beautiful world out there and as fun as it would be to go wandering around and looking at all the pretty shit you'd just die of exposure. Gotta remember the practical realities.
38 Comments
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz · 106 pts · 1y
Haha upvotes and keeps scrolling
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 1y
I’m disappointed the last comic is not recursive.
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I'm disappointed how little Africa looks like Africa.
Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
Europe: mostly recognizeable Africa: horribly disfigured
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
IMO it's not brainrot garbage
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Oh hey, it's exactly the kinda thing driving me into suicidal ideations (with help from our old friend unaddressed trauma)
I mean me too thanks.
normalexit@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Are you ok? Hope you are!
https://988lifeline.org
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I'm not okay, but I'll be fine. Too much on my plate, but the thought of telling my best friends goodbye keeps me from buying a gun.
gwilikers@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
You should tell your best friend about how you have been feeling if you havent. I know it's hard but I'm sure they would want to help and listen.
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Therapy is what I need, but good friends have certainly been helping make it worth it.
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
My guy, my gal, my nonbinary pal, who ever you are I believe in you from the bottom of my heart that your loved even if you don’t think that way
You also got us on Lemmy :)
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Appreciate it. Thankfully, the thought of having to tell my friends I'm leaving them is what snaps me out of doing it. That and my executive dysfunction making it hard to bring myself to buy a gun.
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
I love it when one problem solves another.
LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It's like Mr. Burns, having every disease and problematic condition in the world plus some new ones, all counteracting each others' ailments, except he's got money and I'm a wage slave lol
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Mood, fucking same.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
My little house is cozy. The world is full of assholes, insects, and pollution. My little mind control device has a connection to millions of people all over the world. It's full endless imagery, naked women, and fart jokes.
If only I could get my fireplace going I'd curl up in a ball and die happy.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y
I’m going to a museum today actually 😎
(Don’t ask what I’m doing until then)
crowbar@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
What will you do after that
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 1y
Don’t ask that either!!
IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
yup keeps scrolling
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world · 14 pts · 1y
I recently visited Yellowstone National Park for the first time. As the largest park in the continental US, I felt like I could live in the backcountry for the rest of my life, just soaking in the natural beauty.
Unfortunately society refuses to collapse, so I'm stuck trying to find a job that will pay the bills I accrue just keeping food in my dog's belly and a roof over our heads.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
taiyang@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Less depressing to me, I happen to enjoy my little box!
UtMan1988@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Is the opposite of a comic called a tragic?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Guess this is a Cyanide week, not a Happiness week 🤷
getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
Depressing comic week is a national treasure
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Little boxes by the hillside, little boxes made of ticky tacky...
troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
Joke's on you! I'm homeless!
(Jk)
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
And they've brought it into your home, so you can see and experience and reach out to it from wherever you may be and whatever abilities you have. Rejoice
rustyfish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
There is no idiot like me.
Ptsf@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Less dangerous in the box. Box is shelter from the storm. Well. Not Milton, but smaller storms, surely?
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It IS a big beautiful world out there and as fun as it would be to go wandering around and looking at all the pretty shit you'd just die of exposure. Gotta remember the practical realities.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
Compared to the size of the universe, the world is just another tiny box that boxes you in with gravity instead
YeetPics@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Bit harsh to call your own comics brainrot garbage, right?
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y
Yall can afford travel? Hell, My partner doesn't even get a real number vacation days.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y
You can do both. See the world sometimes and scroll funny memes at other times.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Yikes
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 0 pts · 1y
Damn "them" for forcing me to sit here on my phone all day!