Cards Against Humanity Pays You to Give a Shit

https://www.apologize.lol/

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CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 87 pts · 1y

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

I appreciate their endless honesty.

terraborra@lemmy.nz · 75 pts · 1y

I used to love your card games before you got all political.

Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid

💀

Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they'll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

Im a little sad that I wont be able to claim CAH money but I can do my part in getting Musk to pay up

auk@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

If you didn't vote in the midterm, you still can claim it. They just don't give you as much.

jordanlund@lemmy.world MOD · 52 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Technically this breaks the rules as it's not an article.

I'm choosing to not remove it because:

  1. Mod Abuse
  2. CAH is awesome
  3. It's for a good cause
  4. It's hilarous
  5. Hitler
  6. We need something here not submitted by UniversalMonk ;)
PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y

It caused me to buy a pack and donate to the CAH pack so…worth it. Plus, they’re suing Elon Musk, which is a noble and glorious cause in the name of freedom and democracy.

Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 1y

Already bought my cards, I'm doing my part

satanmat@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y

Looks like the store is down. Trying to buy the pack. Tee hee. I fucking love these guys

Grass@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

d'jeebus

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