Columbus Day Rule

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LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I like the part that points out dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

The only creature on earth smarter than dolphins are mice

ChairmanMeow@programming.dev · 11 pts · 1y (8 replies)

And according to new research, Columbus wasn't Italian after all but a Spanish Jew. Though it hasn't been peer-reviewed yet so it remains to be seen if it holds up to scrutiny.

fushuan@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (7 replies)

And according to Spanish history, Columbus wasn't the one that did the enslaving. After settling and making a small base he returned with news and then the conquerors went for war, the most notorious figure being Hernan Cortez.

It's crazy the amount of Columbus hate I read on american websites and no mention of Cortez, who was way way worse.

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Iirc Columbus did go back and do his share of abusing too though.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y (5 replies)

And was removed from his governorship because he was an evil motherfucker even by conquistador standards.

fushuan@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Not by conquistador standards, conquistadors weren't a thing when he died. He was the Caribbean governor and conquistadors conquered the rest of americas some years after he died.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

1: Would you agree that the Spanish systemically conquered the Caribbean islands to establish the base of operations they needed to expand on the mainland?

2: What does conquistador directly translate as?

3: Was Columbus specifically removed because he was bad even by the other conquered islands' standards?

fushuan@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yes. Conqueror. Yes.

I don't get if you are trying to be smug about it or whatever, but the "conquerors" were a specific warring campaign soldiers deployed to conquer the rest of america, specifically the Aztecs since those weren't "easy" to convert to catholicism given that they already had a religion.

You specifically said "conquistador" standards, which although it's an Spanish word that translates to conqueror, makes reference to a specific group that wasn't even formed when Columbus died.

Anyway, yes he was bad but I don't get why no fucking one mentions Hernan Cortez, who massacred waaay more people, and went with the intent to murder and dominate them from the very beginning.

Minor edit: he wasn't removed of his titles because he was bad/evil, the Spaniard crows didn't care about the murder of natives. He was removed because he became a tyrant of anyone who lived in the Caribbean, be it native or setter.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 0 pts · 1y

Mmhhmm.

Tell me when conquistador became an official title, and what, exactly, was different about the mainland conquests that means you should treat the armed butchers as a separate entity?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Happy immigrants and indigenous peoples day…

Alternatively central Ohio day, for those wishing to draw attention to the fact that the capital of Ohio would very much like a different name

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Its* native peoples

"It's" means "it is"

Maggoty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Or you could just use the context, like any other homograph.

celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
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diegooooooo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The colombian exchange made pizza possible, sooo...

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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diegooooooo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tomato seems essential.

Stovetop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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