Shower rule

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18 Comments

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 104 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Holy shit, this guy works the greek restaurant near me. Every detail is right on - the tank top, tiny stool and even the magazine while he's waiting for customers.

Is this some stereotype I wasn't aware of??

StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world · 149 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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9point6@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y

It's why he has to sit a lot between moving

Uses a lot of energy

mossy_@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The QTGM, Quantum-Tunnelling Greek Man, is a-

StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
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Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y

That One Greek Guy as Every Electron In Every Universe.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 72 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Ive met guys like this before. I never could figure out how they always had a farmers tan but never wore shirts with sleeves. One of life's greatest mysteries.

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The wife beater is just their office attire.

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Now I'm imaging him clock out, go home, and put on a suit and tie as he heads to a dinner party.

witty_username@feddit.nl · 23 pts · 1y
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name@moist.catsweat.com · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Completely fair.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Respect the hustle

latenightnoir@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I am 100% certain I've seen this guy in a truck stop's restroom somewhere in Bulgaria! He sold me two squares of TP, it was one of those pay-to-pee things and the TP was ""complimentary.""

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Privilege-to-pee things

latenightnoir@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The funniest bit was that the truck stop was literally in the middle of nowhere and there were thickets right next to the restroom...

snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

you wouldn't shid in a bush

latenightnoir@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Well, actually... !=))))

tringle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Mike ermantraut?

swab148@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

Kid named shower:

Letstakealook@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

My dreams often contain conflict that is just bewildering as well. I feel this.

SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

μαύρος κι άραχνος