The Butterfly Man

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13 Comments

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 68 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Can confirm, I am said butterfly expert.

AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y (6 replies)

Prove it, tell us some cool butterfly facts!

TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 49 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Uh...butterflies get their essential nutrients by drinking from mud puddles?

ICastFist@programming.dev · 28 pts · 1y

HOLY SHIT TODAY I LEARNED!!!!! GIVE THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE!!!!!!

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

And turtle tears!

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And blood!

BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Also sweat! They literally consume blood, sweat, and tears

Omnificer@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

Contrary to their name, they are not, in fact, not made of butter.

navi@lemmy.tespia.org · 10 pts · 1y

That butterfly expert? Albert Einstein.

angrystego@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (1 reply)

So, was he already married or was she not his type? I know cases where this strategy actually worked and resulted in a happy marriage.

BossDj@lemm.ee · 75 pts · 1y

In my superimposed reality, OP's name is Mariposa, the Web comic is named Nectar, and butterfly guy said he was fluttered not flattered

jqubed@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y

OP: *posts about wanting to marry a stranger on twitter*
OP: *finds and follows said stranger on twitter*
Stranger: *reads through his new follower’s twitter timeline, responds to marriage comments *
OP:
surprised pikachu

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Hmm. You can see menderash’s comics. Def a little different.