c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 1yThe Butterfly Man 705 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 68 pts · 1y
Can confirm, I am said butterfly expert.
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y
Prove it, tell us some cool butterfly facts!
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml · 49 pts · 1y
Uh...butterflies get their essential nutrients by drinking from mud puddles?
ICastFist@programming.dev · 28 pts · 1y
HOLY SHIT TODAY I LEARNED!!!!! GIVE THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE!!!!!!
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
And turtle tears!
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
And blood!
BigBootyBoy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Also sweat! They literally consume blood, sweat, and tears
Omnificer@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
Contrary to their name, they are not, in fact, not made of butter.
navi@lemmy.tespia.org · 10 pts · 1y
That butterfly expert? Albert Einstein.
angrystego@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
So, was he already married or was she not his type? I know cases where this strategy actually worked and resulted in a happy marriage.
BossDj@lemm.ee · 75 pts · 1y
In my superimposed reality, OP's name is Mariposa, the Web comic is named Nectar, and butterfly guy said he was fluttered not flattered
jqubed@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
OP: *posts about wanting to marry a stranger on twitter*

OP: *finds and follows said stranger on twitter*
Stranger: *reads through his new follower’s twitter timeline, responds to marriage comments *
OP:
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Hmm. You can see menderash’s comics. Def a little different.