tinned hot dogs are the worst hotdogs they're like wallpaper paste jarred hot dogs are the far superior option even the ones in a plastic packet are better than tinned also they say hot dogs so it'll be that american rubbish bockwurst makes a far better hot dog that actually tastes like food
You're damn right I'll upvote the cheapest source of "meat" I could afford when I was at rock-bottom.
Literally 1 tin of these, tinned vegetables, tinned beans, tomato puree, a bunch of different spices, and served with either pasta or with rice in a pitta bread.
Maybe some stolen sauces from McDonald's for dipping.
And for dessert, a hand rolled cigarette with used filters and second hand tobacco because this is the only hot meal for the day and life fucking sucked.
Dude Iβve never met someone else who rolled up second hand cigs. My situation when I was doing it was similar to yours, except my friend and I had become rather efficient at stuffing food down our pants at the local Kroger, so we usually had one good meal a day, and then a half cup of rice each for the rest of the day.
Iβm glad to hear youβre doing better, that was a rough life and not one I would wish on anyone, even my enemies.
I don't know why the can is so off-putting, but it is. Lots of other things come in a can, including tuna and chicken, but somehow this is a step too far for my brain.
42 Comments
troublecat@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 3y
I wasn't going to upvote, just out of spite. Hot dogs? No way. But then I saw that it was hot dogs in brine - you got me, you son of a bitch.
ganksy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
Also came in for the brine.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Come for the brine, stay for the blood pressure medication.
1st@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
OP ignore these salty old dogs
phuntis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
tinned hot dogs are the worst hotdogs they're like wallpaper paste jarred hot dogs are the far superior option even the ones in a plastic packet are better than tinned also they say hot dogs so it'll be that american rubbish bockwurst makes a far better hot dog that actually tastes like food
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y
Hey did you eat the punctuation with that hot dog
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
You're damn right I'll upvote the cheapest source of "meat" I could afford when I was at rock-bottom.
Literally 1 tin of these, tinned vegetables, tinned beans, tomato puree, a bunch of different spices, and served with either pasta or with rice in a pitta bread.
Maybe some stolen sauces from McDonald's for dipping.
And for dessert, a hand rolled cigarette with used filters and second hand tobacco because this is the only hot meal for the day and life fucking sucked.
BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf · 5 pts · 3y
Dude Iβve never met someone else who rolled up second hand cigs. My situation when I was doing it was similar to yours, except my friend and I had become rather efficient at stuffing food down our pants at the local Kroger, so we usually had one good meal a day, and then a half cup of rice each for the rest of the day.
Iβm glad to hear youβre doing better, that was a rough life and not one I would wish on anyone, even my enemies.
Uphillbothways@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
upped for stolen sauces. rice and stolen taco bell packets kept me from starving back when 17 and kicked out of the house for the 2nd time.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
You make it sound kinda nice, actually.
Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Sliced, sauted over rice with ketchup.
PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y
Hot dogs in a can? That's disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.
rmuk@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 3y
Everyone know hotdogs should come in jars.
PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
No, plastic because fuck the environment.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Plastic jars then. Like peanut butter.
PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
No, plastic wrapped, because jars can be reused.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Youβre not reusing your old hotdog wrappers?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
You had me at "in brine" π₯°
LeylaaLovee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 3y
Posting this on an instance without downvotes is cheating, but still funny
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 3y
I'm doing my part
salient_one@lemmy.villa-straylight.social · 5 pts · 3y
Who else counted the hot dogs on the label just to make sure there are 8? π
lauha@lemmy.one · 1 pts · 3y
Who else read "Show dogs" from the thumbnail?
Roundcat@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
Great! Something to go with my beans!
CyberBoy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
wyrmroot@programming.dev · 4 pts · 3y
I wouldnβt even consider upvoting fewer than 6 hot dogs but you got me here.
xXemokidforeverXx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
Hot dogs from a jar? How could I not?
xeronine@lemmy.biz · 6 pts · 3y
Sir, thatβs a can.
Hupf@feddit.de · 3 pts · 3y
No, that's πππ π¬πππππππππ
scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 3y
Here we go again π€£
rstein@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3y
As a vegan, get an angry upvote!
MrZigZag@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
I am aghast at the thought of hot dogs in a can -- and they're made from chicken instead of beef!
atocci@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
I don't know why the can is so off-putting, but it is. Lots of other things come in a can, including tuna and chicken, but somehow this is a step too far for my brain.
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
You're goddamn right!
MaxVoltage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
i love hotdogs
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Why buy these over the vastly superior vienna sausages, though? (They're European!)
dingus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
Just like back when all you had to do to get upvotes in the DayZ sub was to post cans of beans.
somedaysoon@midwest.social · 1 pts · 3y
Please no, not again!
GreenCrush@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
That's awesome. Includes the hot dog water? What a steal.
Cipher22@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Don't hate, I'm sure they're better than some of the shit my kids have had to eat.
approxamatrix@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Indeed
Umbra@kbin.social · 0 pts · 3y
Takes 5 minutes to cook them, why would I get them canned?